AVENGERS!!!!!
That was--you guys, seriously! I mean, totally, it was just *makes flappy hands* and *squeals at frequency only dogs can hear*! You know what I'm saying?
THAT IS HOW YOU DO AN ENSEMBLE FLICK OMG JOSS YOU ARE MY SQUISHY!
--Nick Fury, you magnificent bastard. I like that he was ruthless and a little shady. Good does not mean nice, people!
--Coulson, my crush, of course you'd get Jossed. But you were still awesome, and your man-crush on Captain America was adorable beyond words.
--Tony Stark, you're still an ass. But you're cool nonetheless, and that whole bromance with Bruce? Looking good on ya!
--Bruce, my woobie. Mark Ruffalo was great in the role. I've kinda had a longstanding crush on him anyway. I loved the science geekery with Tony, and, let's face it, the Hulk had the two best scenes in the movie. The Thor side-punch was solid gold, and then wiping the floor with Loki in the middle of his "A god am I!" speech? I've sat through whole comedies that didn't get as much laughter as that one scene. Love!
--Natasha! Ensemble darkhorse! I loved her! Not just anyone can play Loki Lie-Smith like that, but, when she turned her back on him, I thought to myself, "Loki, you done got played."
--Hawkeye gave me a crush on Jeremy Renner. Ooh, those arms!
--Thor. Just Thor.
In short, Joss needs to write and direct more blockbusters.
THAT IS HOW YOU DO AN ENSEMBLE FLICK OMG JOSS YOU ARE MY SQUISHY!
--Nick Fury, you magnificent bastard. I like that he was ruthless and a little shady. Good does not mean nice, people!
--Coulson, my crush, of course you'd get Jossed. But you were still awesome, and your man-crush on Captain America was adorable beyond words.
--Tony Stark, you're still an ass. But you're cool nonetheless, and that whole bromance with Bruce? Looking good on ya!
--Bruce, my woobie. Mark Ruffalo was great in the role. I've kinda had a longstanding crush on him anyway. I loved the science geekery with Tony, and, let's face it, the Hulk had the two best scenes in the movie. The Thor side-punch was solid gold, and then wiping the floor with Loki in the middle of his "A god am I!" speech? I've sat through whole comedies that didn't get as much laughter as that one scene. Love!
--Natasha! Ensemble darkhorse! I loved her! Not just anyone can play Loki Lie-Smith like that, but, when she turned her back on him, I thought to myself, "Loki, you done got played."
--Hawkeye gave me a crush on Jeremy Renner. Ooh, those arms!
--Thor. Just Thor.
In short, Joss needs to write and direct more blockbusters.