And the R. Kelly "You Remind Me of My Jeep" Award goes to....
In order to make sure that I'm well entertained at work I've taken to listening to all kinds of internet radio stations. Today I decided to listen to Yahoo Music R&B. My first choice was actually Indie but I was so disgusted at what is being called "Indie" these days that I had to switch channels. I was not disappointed. Ladies and Gentlemen I give you....
Sex Wit You
Marques Houston
Let me break it down and tell you what your sex is like
Yeah
I don't know what it is
What it feels like
Sex with you
It's like
Heh, it's like
Damn
I don't really know what it's like
But uh, let me try to explain.
Sex with you is like:
When I wake up in the morning…I smell that good old breakfast that my momma used t0 make..
Sex with you is like..
The feeling that you get when al your friends surprise you on your birthday..
Sex with you is like…
Like I made the lastshot and everybody’s screaming my name…
Sex with you is like…
It’s like my pocket’s full of dough and I ain’t worry about a damn thing..
When I think about the sex…nothing better comes to mind I wanna sex you all the damn time..
Just think bout your sex had got me wanting you to come through…and do sex like we always do
Sex with you is really the best with you, it makes life worth going through…ain’t nobody got a body like you…
Cuz my sex with you meets my needs, ain't gotta go looking in the streets it’s you …ain’t nothing better than the way we do.. Girl I’m loving having sex with youuu…
Sex with you is like..
Winning an award after working so damn hard…
Sex with you is like…
When the man at the dealership hands over the keys to my new car…
Sex with you is like..
When the check comes in the mail after being broke for so long…
Sex with you is like..
It’s like getting out the PEN and shawtys there to take you home..
When I think about the sex…nothing better comes to mind I wanna sex you all the damn time..
Just think bout your sex had got me wanting you to come through…and do sex like we always do
Sex with you is really the best with you, it makes life worth going through…ain’t nobody got a body like you…
Cuz my sex with you meets my needs, ain't gotta go looking in the streets it’s you …ain’t nothing better than the way we do.. Girl I’m loving having sex with youuu…
It’s all about the freaky things we doo…
And I kn0w (I kn0w)..
You like it just as much..
As I doo
Baby I ain’t never tried…to hit and run..I’m just tryna make you the only one
I'll be sexing you on the regular Cuz ain’t nothing better then sex with you…
Oooh ooooh ooooh
Let me break it down and tell you what the sex is like…
Whooeee.. sex with you is likee
It’s like going to the stripclub and ain’t gotta pay for none of that striplove
Whoo sex with you is like
Like a closet full of air force.. low white, my size
Sex with you is like..
Like being the first nigga in the hood with black drop tops 645
Seex with you
Sex with you is really the best with you, it makes life worth going through…ain’t nobody got a body like you…
Cuz my sex with you meets my needs, ain't gotta go looking in the streets it’s you …ain’t nothing better then the way we do.. Girl I’m loving having sex with youuu…
Sex with youu….
Sex with you yeah yeaah…
Sex with you yeah yeah ….
**My favorite and most relatable. Har.
Ok, so obviously we know that Mr. Houston gets a feeling of elation when his friends surprise him for his birthday, gets money, smells his mom's home cooking, and has a closet full of shoes. So here's my assignment for you:
Please fill in the blank: Sex with youuuu is like_________. I'll be compiling my list tonight and putting it up laters.