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[honkytonkalice]

...Okay. I don't think I'm capable of getting drunk for a whole week, but I could be wrong. Did I go insane or something? I normally don't wake up with a crown on my head that's made of... construction paper, glitter, and macaroni noodles? If Toki did this, I'm gonna kill him. And whoever wrote 'I'm an elf princess' on my arm with permanent ink?

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[tinyagent]

Yeah, you can blame most of that on me, haha.

You were a CUTE kid, Faye.

[honkytonkalice]

...Do I even want to know?

Cute how? What did I do?

[tinyagent]

I told you I was an elf prince so you'd stop treating me like a talking doll. I told you that you were a princess. You liked the idea.

You were just cute. Made me a bed out of paper towels, shared your snack with me-- just a really sweet girl.

[honkytonkalice]

...An elf prince. Gee, thanks for toying with my childhood naivety. As if Santa wasn't bad enough.

Oh... Well, that's good to know, I think. Kind of a far cry from the real thing, huh?

[tinyagent]

I think I'm better than the fat guy who sneaks into people's houses.

Little bit. Not completely.

[honkytonkalice]

Idiot.

[tinyagent]

Love you too.

[honkytonkalice]

Can we... talk about it later?

[tinyagent]

Yeah, if you want.