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...Okay. I don't think I'm capable of getting drunk for a whole week, but I could be wrong. Did I go insane or something? I normally don't wake up with a crown on my head that's made of... construction paper, glitter, and macaroni noodles? If Toki did this, I'm gonna kill him. And whoever wrote 'I'm an elf princess' on my arm with permanent ink? Yeah, I'm afraid I don't get the joke.
For some reason I smell like coco puffs and the horrific stench of children. Yes, I know what children smell like. Not as pungent as old people, but when you have a kid sneaking into your bed at night, you kinda get sick of it. I think I'm gonna soak in the tub a few hours. Don't wait up.
[Yeah, thought it would be funnier if she didn't see the other entries yet.]
For some reason I smell like coco puffs and the horrific stench of children. Yes, I know what children smell like. Not as pungent as old people, but when you have a kid sneaking into your bed at night, you kinda get sick of it. I think I'm gonna soak in the tub a few hours. Don't wait up.
[Yeah, thought it would be funnier if she didn't see the other entries yet.]