"Garg" or "Ni tama de tianxia suoyou de ren dou gaisi!"
Ai ya, I'm tired. My stint with Cellular South was supposed to end on Friday. But I'll be there "until further notice" now. Garg. The standing is killing me, but at least now I only have to do it four days a week. Oh, and the title, as poorly spelled and loosely translated as it can be, means "fuck everyone in the universe to death." Loosely, mind you. And the spelling.
Anyfuck, I yoinked a listy-poo from courtknee, which she thieved from someone else. Shameless. ^_^ Here we go, kids:
7 things I plan to do before I die:
1. See a Broadway musical... on Broadway
2. Write a book
3. Have a pet pig named Bacon Bitz
4. Show the hamsters of the world who's boss
5. Go to Europe
6. Move to Canada or New England
7. Be a guest vocalist on an album
7 things I can do:
1. Sing
2. Draw
3. Sing the entire Drunken Philosopher's song in two breaths
4. Breathe
5. Completely ignore everything going on around me
6. Entertain people (mostly me)
7. Dress myself... for the most part
7 things I cannot do:
1. Show my true emotions
2. Be mean
3. Shun an animal
4. Play an instrument (dammit.)
5. Pee standing up without making a mess
6. Swim
7. Cut down a tree
7 things that attract me to other people:
1. Intelligence
2. Sense of Humour
3. Self-confidence
4. Smile
5. Eyes
6. Shared interests
7. Hair
(Yes, courtknee, I only changed one. See what I was talking about??)
7 things that I say most often:
1. Shit
2. Mother Fletcher
3. Holy crap
4. What the feck?
5. Squee
6. Dude! What the hell?
7. You are so retarded
7 celebrity crushes:
1. David Hewlett
2. Josh Groban
3. John Mayer
4. Henry Rollins
5. Billy Boyd
6. Kevin Smith
7. Ryan Dunn
Lemme know what y'all's answers would be. You know where I'll be. Okay, babies, that's enough for today, I think. Sure as hell took a lot out of me. Now if you'll excuse me, Mama's got a My Chemical Romance CD that's calling her name. Oh yeah.
[yawn]
All the statements expressed within this blog are my own opinion and in no way reflect the opinions of Cellular South or Telapex Inc. Hell, I might just be lying about it all..."
Anyfuck, I yoinked a listy-poo from courtknee, which she thieved from someone else. Shameless. ^_^ Here we go, kids:
7 things I plan to do before I die:
1. See a Broadway musical... on Broadway
2. Write a book
3. Have a pet pig named Bacon Bitz
4. Show the hamsters of the world who's boss
5. Go to Europe
6. Move to Canada or New England
7. Be a guest vocalist on an album
7 things I can do:
1. Sing
2. Draw
3. Sing the entire Drunken Philosopher's song in two breaths
4. Breathe
5. Completely ignore everything going on around me
6. Entertain people (mostly me)
7. Dress myself... for the most part
7 things I cannot do:
1. Show my true emotions
2. Be mean
3. Shun an animal
4. Play an instrument (dammit.)
5. Pee standing up without making a mess
6. Swim
7. Cut down a tree
7 things that attract me to other people:
1. Intelligence
2. Sense of Humour
3. Self-confidence
4. Smile
5. Eyes
6. Shared interests
7. Hair
(Yes, courtknee, I only changed one. See what I was talking about??)
7 things that I say most often:
1. Shit
2. Mother Fletcher
3. Holy crap
4. What the feck?
5. Squee
6. Dude! What the hell?
7. You are so retarded
7 celebrity crushes:
1. David Hewlett
2. Josh Groban
3. John Mayer
4. Henry Rollins
5. Billy Boyd
6. Kevin Smith
7. Ryan Dunn
Lemme know what y'all's answers would be. You know where I'll be. Okay, babies, that's enough for today, I think. Sure as hell took a lot out of me. Now if you'll excuse me, Mama's got a My Chemical Romance CD that's calling her name. Oh yeah.
[yawn]
All the statements expressed within this blog are my own opinion and in no way reflect the opinions of Cellular South or Telapex Inc. Hell, I might just be lying about it all..."