SPN 7x23 insta mini crack!fic (363 words)

[honeylocusttree]

This has no title, and absolutely will not happen in any way in the upcoming season.  Contains spoilers of s7 finale.

Title: Whistlin' past the graveyard
Spoilers:  7x23
Warnings: Gore, horror, crack

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[tifaching]

Oh, if only. I love your mind.

[honeylocusttree]

It was very much a toss-up between doing this as fic or art. I still might do a sketchy thing or something. I love the visual imagery of it--it's so fairy-tale/mythology-esque. Because crack.

[tifaching]

The art is perfect! Love sewn together Dean and especially the thing with no face staring over at them. LOL. Come on, show! Give us this!

[honeylocusttree]

Man, I'd faint from glee. Plus I love the idea of Cas carrying Dean's soul around in a bag that used to have honey in it.

"Cas? My soul feels all...sticky. Is that normal?"

[amonitrate]

ahahahah aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[honeylocusttree]

:D

I believe I've finally discovered a premise even Ben Edlund wouldn't contemplate.

[amberdreams]

I bet he'd contemplate it but Show would never make it - sadly.

[quickreaver]

EEEEEEEE! You can't see me but I'm grinning like a daggone fool.

[honeylocusttree]

I wish this would happen in the show. Alas that it won't!

Also I added bad art. Just because there's no one around to stop me. Wahaha.

[quickreaver]

*claps and spins* FRANKENDEAN.

[honeylocusttree]

Heh. I imagine this happening repeatedly. By the time Sam gets him back, he'll be more stitches than skin.

[rokhal]

THIS IS THE BEST THING EVER. The slow reveal, the netherworld-physics, the pragmatism, the utter indignity of being a dismembered pile of Dean-parts, the painstaking blackened-fingernails detail -- Thanks for sharing. Wow.

I love this show.

[honeylocusttree]

If I had time I would've written something longer, but as it is, the premise was too perfect to pass up. I like to think this is the sort of thing that happens once every other day or so. Where Cas is getting all the thread I'll never know.

This is the only show where a premise like this is sorta almost not completely unbelievable. It won't happen...but maybe it could.

[rokhal]

Wait, wait. I just noticed. Is this soulless Dean?

HowdoIlovetheeletmecounttheways.

[honeylocusttree]

Semi-soulless, at least until Cas gets it crammed back in. He'd better be careful he doesn't lose a finger...

[jaimeykay]

LOLOLOL yes pleeeeeeease. The art is just the icing on top of the delicious cake. ESPECIALLY THE CREEPY CREEPER IN THE TOP RIGHT CORNER, AHA :DDDDD

[honeylocusttree]

He seems so confused...'what are these strange living beings doing here? ...and can I eat them?'

Glad the fruits of my frankly questionable brain appealed to you!