quick ep note
As a longtime vegetarian who does actually read the labels of everything processed or prepackaged I might potentially buy, I was deeply amused by Dean's consternation. Yes, Dean, you *can* get pie that doesn't have HFCS in it. It's called: "Good, possibly homemade, maybe from a farmer's market or something, not-shitty pie." You should try it.
No, 'natural' doesn't mean anything. As MAD magazine once pointed out, arsenic is natural.
I once knew a guy who was allergic to corn. He had a hell of a time.
On that note:
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