This is hysterical
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last month I caught a purse-snatcher who stole 3libras8665's purse (30 points). Last Monday I bought porn for lokitwospirit (10 points). In March I got in line at the supermarket at the same time as someone else and I didn't yield (-8 points). In August I turned spidersteph in for running naked in the mall (3 points). In June I put money in chaoticmystery's expired parking meter (14 points).
Overall, I've been nice (49 points). For Christmas I deserve a shiny red ball!
Sincerely,
honeybabe143