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[honeyandvinegar]

Yesterday, I was hanging around my old work, the corner store, when I paused to admire the Zippo lighter I've coveted for months and months now. No one picked it up over all this time, surprisingly. Because it is teh pretteh. My precious.Now the new people, an Indian man and his fam running the shop know I used to work there and run a tab no

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[verangel]

Oh girl that is TOTALLY you and I love it. It really is very pretty (yesssss the preecciiiooouuuussssss). What a cool thing in this day and age to have someone who runs their store with tabs and appreciates their customers like a family. I loved this post. It made me smile. You deserved it. hugs you love xoxoox v

[honeyandvinegar]

Oh yea. SOME have been jerks, not paying off HUGE tabs (he's too nice, damn it), but he knows I come in and at LEAST make 'installments'. It IS good! As is my awesomesauce fugging lighter! I promise, I'll let you HOLD it the next time we get together, LOL! *SQUASH*!

[verangel]

I wanna hold that smooth sweet thing. Don't rub the butterfly off in your extreme stroking before I get to see it in person! I means it! love you baby xoxooxo v

[aliensouldream]

That will look ssooooo cool when you spark up one of Josh's cloves for him.

[honeyandvinegar]

I literally LOL'ed, mouth as wide as it can go, reading this!! But of COURSE, and he's gonna be like, "Wow, that is an AWESOME lighter. Just having it had light my cig makes me feel cool", and I'll say, like, "Yea, I'm sure Lij felt the same way having his first post-coital cig lit by you," and he'll say, like, "OHEMGEE how did you know that we're sooper-sekrit lovers?!?!" and I'll, like, say, like, "It's obvious, bebby. You should read me and my pals' Casey/Zeke and Lij/Josh stuff," and like, he'll like say, like, "WAIT You're honeyandvinegar, aren't you?? OMFG, I WORSHIP you're fanfic, it IS all true, you know! You're so insightful! WAIT! You're friends with that aliensouldream genius, amirite?" and like, omg like, I'd so totally like say, like, "Hah, we're like THIS *crosses fingers, winks*", and he'll be all, like, seriously god fuck yes, like, "HOLY SHIT, PLEASE, call her on my cell phone so I can arrange a first-class flight for her to come out here RITE NAU so I can call Lij and we can meet at a five-star hotel and you glorious, wonderful, BEAUTIFUL girls

[verangel]

WAIT!!!!!! ASK IF I CAN COME TOO! Please!!!!!

[honeyandvinegar]

I didn't have to say, like, ANY-thing cuz he like is going through my like WHOLE f-list (or, like, at least like, the most devoted C/Z fans EVAR and you're like, at the top of the list, like totes) to put together the BIGGEST SMEXIEST BOY-LUV PAR-TAY LIKE, EVAR for us to enjoy!

[addie71]

Ooooooh! The precious is so pretty!

[honeyandvinegar]

Ain't it?? I adore my new flame-making-thingee!!!

[claudia603]

oh my! What a beautiful thing! :) *admires*

[honeyandvinegar]

Isn't it? We're all like feckin' crows, collecting TEH SHINEE for our nests, lol!

[naemi]

Squee! It's really pretty and it's definitely worth an entire post! Don't break it! ^.^