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[honeyandvinegar]

I got a $5 gift certificate from Rifftrax as I hadn't been there in a while--I got to download five NEW shorts, riffed for my pleasure, enjoying nostalgic 50's/60's/70's/80's brand of educational-short-cheese

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[prisca1960]

Oh, this is good as ever. I love it when something like a stupid video or song can inspire you to write a story

[honeyandvinegar]

While my mom wasn't THIS bad, she was close. *rethinks* No. In her own way with a few differences, she WAS this bad, lol!

I had such fun writing this, hoping to have the next bit up soon! *huggger*!

[verangel]

Absolutely hysterical!!!! When it came to the milk I wanted to gag. Oh and the cheeze. *snorts* My Gma was a tiny little thing and meals on wheels gave her so much cheeze and peanut butter that it was piled in her fridge.
I really expected Zeke to check out casey lower while he slept to see what state he was in. I loved this and loved poor Mr. Conner. Suffering and sneaking out all the time cause he didn't want to hurt Meredith. He loves her and you can feel it.
I loved this!!!! hugs you xoxooxoxxo v

[honeyandvinegar]

Isn't dried milk TERRIBLE?? I understand that in wartimes or if you were suddenly HOMELESS and living in your car, but who *willingly* drinks this if they have a few bucks?!

Oh yea, MY mom did this. Not an everyday thing, but... 'it tastes just like milk!' my ASS, Mom! You hear me?!?!? LOL!

Love YOU! :D

[verangel]

I wondered if they wanted people to poop. hugs you!!! xoxooxxo v

[honeyandvinegar]

Or come up with a market for bulimics. BWUAAARK!

[addie71]

ROTFLMAO!!!! OMG, powered milk! The evil of all milk. *shivers* The cheese is actually not too bad occasionally, but in bulk like that? No.

Casey is adorable as ever, cheerfully helping Mom out, but how he could stand to eat all those beans and rice, is a mystery. Loved Zeke sneaking into Micky D's for his grease fix and busting Mr. C, but I don't think that was a surprise to anyone. The surprise was Mr. C taking the reins and demanding up to Mrs. C.

Wonder how many gay porn vids Casey can get with his fifty?

[honeyandvinegar]

There is no other form of drink I think I hate more, and I mean that. Totally, one-hundred percent with all my heart. I'd rather drink straight vodka, which is saying something.

We'll see how the 'rehab' goes LOL!!

[honeyandvinegar]

Tang's fine, love it! Instant coffee... eh, when I'm desperate enough, or my mom's (for whatever reason, her's always tastes good. ?), but if there is ONE THING that needs to be drunk in one format and one format *alone*, iz milk. And that format is fresh, cold and outta a packaged container, not a pitcher!! *barfs*!

[moit]

SPEND THIS MONEY ON ASSININE BULLSHIT! Hahaha I love it!

[honeyandvinegar]

Oh, if only we COULD, lol! If I come into money before the MD moot, we're livin' it up, yo!!

[moit]

LOL

What are we gonna do? Stop by the candy store and go nuts? hahaha

With us it would probably be more like raid the porn section at B&N. hahaha

[honeyandvinegar]

Totes. Or I'd just outright buy Brent Corrigan and keep him in my house. :D