Cat and I agree...
...when we finally convert an old Sam's Club into a roller disco Mexican restaurant with 2 full bars and we get around to laying the psychedelic astronomy-themed hard carpeting and drafting the Magna Carta Vol.2 so that we can properly secede from the Union, then Thursdays will be Ladies' Nights and every day will boast $1 Punquila (Pumpkin tequila spiked with Vietnamese death-centipedes) shots. Tell your friends. Come join the funk, if you can get across the cannibal-alligator infested lava moat.