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[homofuckiens]

ALL RIGHT, SO, I HAVE A BASIC UNDERSTANDING OF THIS CHRISTMAS SHIT OR WHATEVER
LIKE, I KNOW THERE IS SOME SHEDDING TREE ALL LIT UP INVOLVED AND ONE GARGANTUAN MAN IN A RED SUIT THAT JUMPS DOWN INTO HOUSES IN A SORT OF CREEPY FASHION.
WHAT KIND OF MORON DOES THAT TO LEAVE A FEW GIFTS IN A HOUSE ANYWAY.
IS THAT REALLY ALL THERE IS TO IT OR WHAT?
SOME

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[usedtherapy]

Fudge peppered with various seasonal ingredients such as candy cane, hand made caramel corn left cooling on racks on the counters as powdered sugar is sprinkled lovingly over star shaped rosettes.
Peppermint bark is spooned carefully onto wax paper in perfect sizes for consumption, cooled peanut brittle being snapped into pieces capable of eating, handmade chocolates precisely shaped to resemble reindeer and trees, painted with colored icing to achieve perfect likeness.
Truffles of all flavors - but mostly mint and rum - are wrapped in colorful foils and laid out in decorative displays, peppermint meringue whipped into peaks of perfection before separated into small servings.
Often served are puddings with cream, jello salads filled with various fruits and berries, the yams previously mentioned with marshmallows melted and browned to a beautiful golden hue on top...

[[Excuse the slight pause as she realizes she's...kind of rambling now.]]

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That's likely a good gist of all you really need to know.
On the topic of Eevees, you are certainly correct.
There are seven evolutions in total.
Water, Fire, Thunder, Psychic, Dark, Ice and Grass types.
They are, in my opinion, one of the more powerful families of Pokemon.
And I would very easily be capable of procuring you an Eevee.

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[homofuckiens]

HEY, ROSE.
SHOULD I LEAVE YOU AND YOUR IMAGINARY GINGERBREAD HIVE ALONE FOR SOME ONE ON ONE TIME?
DOES JOHN KNOW ABOUT THIS LITTLE THING OF YOURS.

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[usedtherapy]

[[It is taking everything in her power not to keysmash and just send that as her reply.]]

For one, there is no 'thing' going on here.
For two, he does know, yes.
Not that there is anything to know.
But he's aware that I might have a slight affection for things of a gingerbread persuasion.
As well as sweeter things in general.
Again though, this isn't a 'thing'.

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[homofuckiens]

ME THINKETH THE LADY DOTH PROTEST A FUCKING LOT.

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[usedtherapy]

Only marginally so.
If I were to protest 'a fucking lot', thine ears would likely fall from thine head in sufferance of such a holy rhetoric.

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[homofuckiens]

YOU MEAN TO SAY THAT WHAT I JUST READ DOESN'T SUFFICE AS HOLY RHETORIC.
I'M PRETTY SURE IT DOES, EVEN THOUGH I NOW SEE THAT MISS ROSE LALONDE HAS A SWEET FANG.

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[usedtherapy]

Ah but the difference is that we were speaking in relation to a protestation.
While yes, that could very easily suffice for holy rhetoric, it was not on the subject in question and therefor null as any form of argument.
And perhaps.
Perhaps she has a sweet tooth.
Hardly worthwhile information to gather from the fountain of knowledge offered.

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[homofuckiens]

SO SAYS YOU.
I WILL DECIDE WHAT IS WORTHWHILE OUT OF THAT OR NOT.
ALL IN ALL, I DO THANK YOU FOR GIVING ME WHAT YOU DID.
AT LEAST I HAVE A BETTER IDEA WHAT ALL OF THE HUSTLE AND BUSTLE IS ALL ABOUT.
WHICH IS ACTUALLY KIND OF WHAT I WOULD WANT THE EEVEE FOR.
I MEAN, I KNOW YOU MIGHT WANT TO RECONSIDER, WHAT WITH WHO THE EGG WILL EVENTUALLY END UP WITH AND ALL.

Filtered; Oh Karkat. She is going to think that is the sweetest thing.

[usedtherapy]

Well then, I'm glad the rest of what I wrote was helpful.
You're quite welcome.
And Karkat, personally, if it's you asking for it I'm willing to overlook who you're giving it to.

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[homofuckiens]

WELL, UH. OK, IF YOU SAY SO.

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DO YOU THINK HE'D LIKE THAT?

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[usedtherapy]

I believe so, yes.
Although I'm sure he would likely go with the Water type, Vaporeon, they're all very powerful Pokemon and he certainly seems the type to enjoy the idea of having a powerful team.
Some of them the best in their types, in my opinion.

[[Not to mention the last Eridan who was here paid her 15,000P to get a hold of one when they were only 3,000P...]]

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[homofuckiens]

YEAH, I FIGURED THAT.
I KIND OF BOUGHT A WATER STONE JUST BECAUSE, BUT NOW I WANT TO USE IT FOR THAT.
REALLY, I WOULD WANT ONE FOR MYSELF AS WELL, BUT THAT SEEMS VERY TACKY.
"HEY, I GOT YOU THIS VAPOREON AND THIS EEVEE FOR MYSELF!"

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[usedtherapy]

Yeah, I won't argue with that.
That would be awfully tacky.
Did you have an evolution in mind?

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[homofuckiens]

WELL, I DON'T HAVE A PSYCHIC TYPE YET.

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[usedtherapy]

So that would put you with Espeon.
Guile would tell you how wonderful Espeons are and how you should most certainly obtain one where she to know this fact.
One of the more drawn out evolutions but certainly my personal favorite.

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[homofuckiens]

WAIT WHAT.
HOW COULD SHE TELL ME THAT?
AND WHAT DO YOU MEAN MOST DRAWN OUT?