heart falls asleep in my chest

[homo_pink]

doing the LJ post thing brought over from twitter ♥

so behind with the times and living in my cave that i only recently discovered the ability to check out e-books from my library with just a few clicks. what else have i missed? phones don't need cords anymore? the first thing i checked out was

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[timian]

Jared is too big to fit? Well. I suspected, but I never thought to obtain confirmation. Where is this link where he says such things? I imagine we're taking out of context, BUT THAT'S OKAY OKAY. The other day I saw a gif where Dylan O'Brien appears to be legit saying "I also like dick" and I have SCOURED the intertubes for info where and when he said this. I've found nothing. But again, context might ruin it for me, so. You know. Cutie Pie also likes dick! Is what I'm taking from this.

P.S. Enjoy your birthday! I fully expected my recent birthday to feature an hourglass with a hole in the bottom, all the sand poured out into the festive gift bag, but for some reason I'm the only one I know who seriously considers giving these sorts of soul crushing gifts. They're soul crushing, but also humorous! For the person giving the gift. For the person receiving? Eh. Besides, when worst comes to worst, one can always claim the hourglass broke in the car foot-well on the way over. Plausible deniability for the lack of prison time! ::victory arms disguised as stretch::

[homo_pink]

actually, not too much out of context. it starts with him talking about going into the tardis, and someone in the background yells something at him and he says, "that's what she... said" and giggles to himself, then says a bit later about how he's too big to fit. it's here, starts around the 28 minute mark: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VD8PcE1LLlk

and the dylan one is absolutely real. in fact, he says it 3 times. "i like dick. i also like dick. i also like dick." that one stemmed from being asked his favorite curse words, and he knew that was going to get put on tumblr as soon as he said he liked dick. and that's here (if you do want context, of course): http://obrosey.com/post/90418757398

thanks! hopefully it won't be as flat as i suspect. even when it's fun, it's not much fun. i love to have my soul crushed