heart falls asleep in my chest

[homo_pink]

doing the LJ post thing brought over from twitter ♥

so behind with the times and living in my cave that i only recently discovered the ability to check out e-books from my library with just a few clicks. what else have i missed? phones don't need cords anymore? the first thing i checked out was

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[cherie_morte]

Jared Padalecki is a menace and must be eliminated. WHO SAID HE COULLLDDD???

Also, hello. I know that that looks like. My student aide must wonder things about me when she sees what's on my screen on the way to the bathroom...

[homo_pink]

he's a huge threat to my productivity.

buttonhole porn, it's absolutely a thing. the cover must look quite suspect from afar... student aide no doubt thinks (knows) you're cool as fuck.

[cherie_morte]

hE'S A HUGE EVERYTHING TO EVERYTHING

*cough* I'm okay.

My aide has often been made to suffer by my coolness. For example, last Thursday, I sent her on an errand all the way to the other campus so I could have a dance party in the empty office.

[homo_pink]

so much huge big thick. in fact, i just edited this to mention that earlier today i'd watched the drunk jared vid where he says he's too big to fit. stop that right now, god. haven't functioned properly ever since.

sometimes, one must suffer to show they really care. (in my head, you have the best taste in music.)

[cherie_morte]

You need to stop that right now because I am at work.

It is pretty spectacular taste. So refined. Only the classiest of 90s Latin pop hits. Ricky Martin and Shakira and Enrique Iglesias--my taste is gr8.

[homo_pink]

jared and his little pink cheeks, trying desperately to make it fit. jensen's buttonhole is panicking.

90s latin pop. haha, indeed you are as awesome as i suspected. do your hips lie?

[cherie_morte]

Oh no. Jensen's poor buttonhole. DDDDDD:

Legit, nothing makes me happier in my life than the lil pink cheeks Jared gets when he's drunk. Stop it.

THEY DO NOT, but actually the lyrics are completely different in Spanish, so it really had nothing to do with hips lying. I TRIED TO LISTEN TO THE ENGLISH VERSION BUT IT WAS SO FREAKING WEIRD, OKAY? I felt like I was having an affair, only minus the incredible hotness of having an affair.

[homo_pink]

i'm going to make certain to put extra emphasis on pink cheeks in fic for you at some point. no warning, just subtly written in...

i don't doubt that at all. funny randomness that has nothing to do with anything: for the last two decades or so, people have asked if i've ever been told i look like her. never fails, every couple of months, someone will say it again. i've never and will never correlate her awesome face with my own, but it's a nice thing either way. and definitely affair worthy

[cherie_morte]

OH MY GOD DO IT. I was just mourning the other day (and I realize my own complicity in this!!) that fandom, like, never brings his stupid lil pink cheeks up when Jared is drunk in fic. WE ARE SQUANDERING THIS GIFT.

THAT IS SO ATTRACTIVE. You are very attractive, too. I mean. I'm not sure I see it. But I would be happy to stare at both of you for science?

[homo_pink]

*insert random SOON pic*

pfft, get out. absolutely not. yes, i'll never see it either. but as long as there's probing...

[cherie_morte]

"There's always probing," said Jensen, a hunted look in his eyes and a worried flutter in his buttonhole.

[homo_pink]

this is the start of a wonderful goddamn fic.

[cherie_morte]

A true masterpiece of the genre, it's true.

[tebtosca]

You mean these amazing pink splotches that go all the way down his chest when he is tipsy and pretending to answer questions?

[cherie_morte]

JC NO. NO WHY WOULD YOU. WHHYYY WOOUULLLDDD YOOUUUU.

*throws self on ground and rolls around hysterically*

[tebtosca]

Oh hi, Cherie. Hi.