to the tune of i'm a lumber jack and its ok
I’m a jackass and it’s ok
I live in Ti and I play all day
I drink lots o’ beer and smell like hay
I worked at the mill, but got fired yesterday
I love my car, but hate to pay
Repo came and drove it away
I’m real sad, but that’s ok
I can’t drive an-y-way
I wrote Jerry Springer, he had to say
I’m to trashy for display
Eminem is god and so I pray
My girl ain’t my cousin and I’m not gay
We got no movies, but that’s ok
Wal-Mart’s fun and open all day
Dating’s tough with four surnames
And ped-o-philes with free reign
We ignore them, hoping in vain
That they’ll up and go to Maine
But the girls are loose and the boys don’t pay
They breed real young cause their mamas don’t say
YOU’RE A JACKASS AND IT AIN’T OK!
There was an omen one warm day
A pidgin wished like hell to stray
He tried real hard, but got said “nay”
Pidgin cried “hiay, hiay, hiay”
And flapped like hell to get away
Into a wall did he stray and broke his neck right away
I live in Ti and I play all day
I drink lots o’ beer and smell like hay
I worked at the mill, but got fired yesterday
I love my car, but hate to pay
Repo came and drove it away
I’m real sad, but that’s ok
I can’t drive an-y-way
I wrote Jerry Springer, he had to say
I’m to trashy for display
Eminem is god and so I pray
My girl ain’t my cousin and I’m not gay
We got no movies, but that’s ok
Wal-Mart’s fun and open all day
Dating’s tough with four surnames
And ped-o-philes with free reign
We ignore them, hoping in vain
That they’ll up and go to Maine
But the girls are loose and the boys don’t pay
They breed real young cause their mamas don’t say
YOU’RE A JACKASS AND IT AIN’T OK!
There was an omen one warm day
A pidgin wished like hell to stray
He tried real hard, but got said “nay”
Pidgin cried “hiay, hiay, hiay”
And flapped like hell to get away
Into a wall did he stray and broke his neck right away