new npc get! (closed, incomplete)

[mrcharlatan]

Characters: simonsimmon and mrcharlatan
Setting/Location: SOMEWHERE MYSTERIOUS AND CLOSE with a workshop
Date & Time: Day 13, evening~Day 14, morning
Warnings: PG-13 for Charlie's foul mouth?
Summary: We're gonna hijack an airship, seeeee?

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[simonsimmon]

Simon was going to rescue the poor travelers from the maze. Not out of any sense of sympathy, to be honest - he had told them to keep their windows locked, though maybe he should have gotten into the details of how a siren steals you away in the middle of the night, but he hadn't wanted to cause a fuss or panic. Really, these caravan people were causing him far more trouble than they were worth - but while Simon might be begrudging, he did know how to do his job and do it well, and he owed Cid more than anything to make sure the man had a full cargo to get to Loophole. The man's reputation was at stake, here! Oh, and, well, the lives of fourteen people. He could only hope that they hadn't yet completed the maze - otherwise seven of them would be gobbled up like last summer's fall fashionable coats. He'd tried several villages to find them, you know. But they all were sold out by the time he would get there. And then the whole incident with the Ramknoc and Laiton... He sighed.

And kicked the door to the workshop open, adjusting his mask. It wasn't a far hike from Streamdrab, though he was hesitant at traveling during the night - but the sirens had already gotten their catch, and a few good choice of badmouthing had scared the ghosts away. He'd need their advice later, of course, in case the maze had moved - but there was only one siren nest that believed in Leviathon, and it was common knowledge that they had overtaken the village of Moorentide a long time ago. Hence why they always avoided it on their routes. Charlie's workshop tended to be in the midst of nowheres to have a large enough field to work on his toys, but nevermind that. Simon didn't need an order filled, he needed to borrow Charlie's ship - a curious structure in that. It was one of the largest that had ever been build, and Cid had often considered questioning whether or not he could get one large enough to harbor the amount of people that often showed up here - but it was impossible to build one large enough to accommodate travelers. And horribly expensive to fuel, at that.

"Charlie," Simon called, almost tripping over a cargo box and letting out some sort of disgraceful yelp. "By fields, man, you need to clean your shop!"

[mrcharlatan]

The gruff man turned on a dime as soon as the door to his workshop flew open, a hollow clang echoing as it slammed against the wall. While maybe not sensing the urgency of the man that entered, Charlie's paranoia went up tenfold and his annoyance twentyfold. That twisting in his gut could be shoved aside now that he knew what all the fuss was, not that he was happy to see the man busting into his workshop. But it wasn't anything to be worried about. Not like, say, some collections guys coming from the last card game he frequented or anything.

"That ain't any'a your business, Simon! If I know where everything's at then it's in its place. What the hell do you want?"

Charlie's worn boots thudded dully on the battered floors as he stomped over and righted anything Simon knocked out of the way, scowling deep. His appearance alone warranted a cigarette to get fished from his shirt pocket, dreading whatever the taller man had come for. With a flick of an antique silver lighter, the cigarette provided a faint warm glow in the dingy workshop. A cheap welder's helmet was fashioned onto the goggles shoved up into his hair, betraying any secrecy for what he'd been working on.

[simonsimmon]

"Charlie," Simon said scornfully, frowning. "You can't expect customers to take you seriously when your shop is a mess." He waved his hand, then, sauntered past the man and further into the shop, picking up the sweet tang of metal the further he ventured. "I need your ship, old chap. Whether or not you come along is up to you, I just need it. I'll learn how to fly it on the wayside." He rubbed at the underside of his nose, skewing his mask to the side slightly and taking his time to quickly right it, gazing at himself in the reflection of a nearby piece of sheet metal.

"Do you remember how Cid and I are doing the whole, you know, take the offworlders to Loopholder using Grandore and all that?" Simon turned on his heel, walking carefully back over to the metalworker as he wrung his fingers. "Well, they appear to have gotten themselves captured by... sirens. And I need your ship to go rescue them from the trials at Moorentide." The last sentence came out in a bit of a rush, and Simon took a deep breath, chuckled, and smiled. "Now, where is the ship? And can you point out to me the start button? I wasn't paying much attention last time. And that felt like so long ago, old boy."

[mrcharlatan]

"Customers don't come in the workshop, they contact me over the Junogam and I meet 'em somewhere else. It's none of your business anyway." His scowl deepened further as the shorter man followed, listening as best he could until his temper could rise no further. "There's no way you're taking my ship to gallivant off by yourself, especially not to mess with sirens. Where there's sirens, there's salt. You know what that'd do to my fucking airship!?"

But... well, he did have a bit of a soft spot for those newcomers all the time. That's how he ended up with his dog, after all. There was a side glance to the old boy with one metal hind leg strapped onto his rear, who gave a few thumps of his curled tail and hobbled over to Simon, taking Charlie's glance as a sign of permission.

"Good will doesn't pay for shit, you know. If I do this I'm doing it all the way. There's always work on that damm caravan, isn't there? That offer still open for a head mechanic and a guard dog?"

And then, after a moment of further consideration and another drag from his cigarette, he continued, "And how many people're we talkin'? That airship doesn't hold very many people, especially if they're fatasses."

[simonsimmon]

"It's not like we're going to rub it in the ocean," Simon retorted, face scrunching up strangely at the thought before he heard the animal hobble over. "Oh," he said, crouching down in front of the pup and cupping its face in his hands. "Who's my mangy beast? You're my mangy beast." He began scratching behind the animal's ears, ignoring Charlie's crass words for a brief moment to pay the dog some true attention. "You wouldn't make a very good guard dog, old chap," he spoke to him, patting his head, "unless you threatened others off with your intense amount of slobbering, eh?"

He glanced over at Charlie then before standing to his full height. Usually they'd have to go through interviews and paperwork - but considering this was an emergency, Simon figured he could go ahead and offer Charlie the job. Besides, there was no one else best suited for it - though the caravan was not as advanced as the other pieces Charlie worked on, it still needed love and care all the same. And from time to time a good washing.

"I don't remember any of our travelers being too hideously overweight this time," Simon mused. "But we need to fetch fourteen persons. Average sized, I suppose. One is quite small, actually." He paused. "Does this mean you're going to help out, then?"

[mrcharlatan]

Charlie scratched at the stubble along his jawline, the rough leather gloves producing a sandpaper rasp as he did so. That idiot wasn't even listening to him. "I'll tell you what salt does. Salt rusts metal, whether you get it wet or not. It carries on the wind and'll eat the outside of my ship right up. Only a professional can avoid crap like that, and it'll still need a thorough washin' afterward."

The short mechanic scowled up as Simon straightened, with all the attitude of a giant squaring his features. He exhaled cigarette smoke through his nostrils in a huff before removing the butt from his lips and dropping it, grinding out the glowing remnants with the heel of his heavy boot. "Only if we got ourselves a deal."

He didn't even wait for a reply though, before he was off collecting one-of-a-kind tools he'd created himself and tossing them into a ragged rucksack, grabbing anything he thought he'd need-- including a pouch full of aluminum oxide powder. His personal belongings went into a threadbare suitcase, which took even less time. He had maybe three changes of clothes, a set of formalwear, another pair of boots, a bathrobe, and a straight razor. All in all it took him maybe fifteen minutes to get his necessities together and he was walking back through the workshop, clucking his tongue and making a twirling motion with one hand. Dog took the guttural click as a sign to get moving, and Simon had better recognize what the get-a-move-on twirl was before he was left behind.

There was barely enough room to open the doors to the small hangar-- although by hangar, it was really just a glorified garage with a patchwork roof-- which led directly to the door of the small airship. Charlie took a split second to run up the few boarding stairs and open the door for Dog before tossing his bags in and going back around the airship, just enough room to squeeze by on either side to get to the barn-style doors.

They opened onto an overcast sky working its way towards twilight. Charlie boarded the small airship and grabbed a rather fancy pilot's coat from a hanger and pulled it on, lowering the goggles on his head and tossing the jury-rigged welder's helmet add-on to the back. Once Simon had boarded, the mechanic pulled up the boarding stairs and shut the door, cranking the wheel to lock it shut before moving back to the furnace to get it started.

"Hope you're ready for the ride of your life, Simon."

[simonsimmon]

You're not a professional? Simon questioned internally, eyebrow hiking up far enough to slip under the cover of his mask. But he knew, already, that Charlie had made up his mind. He continued to pet the dog as the other man went about gathering his things, and when the dog trotted away, he followed. Simon had to be thankful that Charlie had made both of the doors tall, considering not many foreigners were as small as either of them. He shimmied himself into one of the seats, tugging absent mindedly at some threads that had been stressed away from the seams.

He hummed at Charlie's statement, pulling the belt attached to the seat across his lap and notching the metal loop through one of the holes in the leather. "I hope we don't crash," he said dryly, nose crinkling slightly at the smell of the furnace. "Otherwise I'll find a voodoo man to resurrect us just so I can kill you myself." He folded his arms across his chest, wondering if he should have recognized the fact that he was slightly uncomfortable with the flight machines before coming to seek Charlie's help. Oh, well. It was a little bit too late for that now, wasn't it? And it would be the fastest way to get to the coast and pull those travelers from the maze.