Can someone give me a hand with all this freaking talent?

[homernbender]

Do I look like someone famous? Three times in the past two weeks, someone has waved and smiled at me in that "Hey, I can't believe it's you!" manner while I've been driving. Three completely different people in different vehicles. I don't get it. Was there some guy on a reality show that looks like me? Does my snazzy red car make me people wave? Is there some type of general conspiracy going on? If so, what's their purpose? It's very disconcerting to have an unexplained event happen to you repeatedly within days of each other.

Just had to get that on public record in case I suddenly disappear in relation to this proposed conspiracy. :-)