Jun 01, 2011 23:12
So I just got an e-mail from...someone? I have no idea who, e-mailed me with "Long time no see," and invited me to some kind of drinking party next week, saying some people I know--a friend of my friend D, D's girlfriend--are coming.
Did I mention I have no idea who sent the mail? None at all? All I know is that it's some guy, because he used "boku" referring to himself. He didn't give his name in the mail, either. And I'm really confused, like, sitting here going, "Who is this from?"
Seriously, I'm totally wtf'ing. And am soooo close to e-mailing to say, "Um, who are you?" Especially since I have a sneaking suspicion it might be that jackass who had the girlfriend--I'm not sure, since I kind of, y'know, deleted his contact info. I can't think of any other guy who would know Su-chan and Rii-chan and have my e-mail addy. But I'm like, "It can't possibly...." because that would require extreme idiotic douchey-ness, considering my last e-mail to him was pretty much "OK, 'bye, fuck off."
ETA - I refuse to entertain the notion that it IS the douche-canoe. I just refuse. My brain is like, "Nah, not even possible, it can NOT be; that guy can NOT so stupid as to contact me ever again." Just not possible, omfg. I refuse to entertain the notion any further, 'cause seriously now.
ETA 2 - I am REALLY starting to suspect it's the douchecanoe. I only know two Japanese guys who know those two friends of mine, and only ONE of them had my e-mail address, because I never gave it to stripper-boy (...when he got drunk at the picnic I met him at, he at some point took off his pants. Somewhere. In the public park. I was the one yelling at him to find his pants). If Suu-chan gave him my address, and he was e-mailing me for the first time, surely he would have, y'know, SAID WHO HE WAS. Plus, he used Suu-chan's full personal name instead of her nickname, and Suu-chan and Stripper-boy have been friends for forever and are also from the same hometown far the fuck away from here. And the mail uses Rii-chan's nickname, not her name, and I don't think stripper-boy knows Rii-chan that well.
*eyetwitch* I can't think of any one else it could be besides the douchecanoe.
Since it's 1 am, I'm not e-mailing back right now, but I will in the morning with a nice, polite, masu-kei-filled "Fun with Semantics" (I don't do the whole "lying" thing, but I WILL play with semantics when I need to) mail saying I got a new phone recently (true) and some of my contacts didn't carry over properly (...true insofar as the phone had issues separating out people's names into "first name" and "last name" properly, and at one point I thought it hadn't carried over some people right) and say I don't know who they are (true). That is a nice, face-saving way of saying, "Who the fuck are you?"
If it turns out it is the douchecanoe? (No, just no...not possible, my brain is refusing to accept it even as a maybe.) Y'all will probably hear the, "No a motherfucker didn't!" all the way from here.
Regardless, no way it is him, just no. I refuse to seriously entertain that idea, and there must be some other guy I'm forgetting about, clearly.