New Mooning
End verdict: every part with Edward: SUCKFEST; every part with Jacob: TOTES AWESOME GAIZ.
no really.
Taylor Lautner is a buffsicle.
Omnomnom that shit.
I was rolling my eyes through half of the movie (mainly the Edward half) but omg seriously guys, its like 5 half-naked buff tan hot guys running around the screen with random EXTREME CLOSE-UPS Y'ALL and they're almost always wet. And they're cheeky sonsovabitches too. I was like, trying not to come in my pants the whole 2 hours.
Except there was this one uberdramatic kiss scene with Edward and Bella where she goes uberdratically: "kiss me" and then Edward uberdramtically jizzes in his pants when he's uberdramatically trying to refrain from ripping her throat open enough to uberdramatically "kiss" her, if thats what you want to call it. I call it uberdramatically-dry-humping-without-touching.
Funny bits of the theater experience:
1.) A girl inadvertently screamed when a half-visible werewolf in the dark popped onto the picture. I snorted with laughter for a good 2 minutes. I wasn't the only one.
2.) A dude went "Oh God!" when Laurent, one of the vampires, appeared on-screen, particularly fiercely. There was more laughter. I led it. Again.
3.) something else happened, I lol-ed, heartily.
4.) The girl next to me went "Oh, GOD" when Jacob appeared for the first time shirtless, super buff, with good hair and soaking wet, tromping through the rain like the piece of fanservice he is. I thought she was orgasming. Couldn't blame her. Although her feet smelled funky in the last half of the movie.
EDIT: OMG GAIZ I TOTALLY RESPONDED TO ALL 150 OF MY MESSAGES :D
lol yeah, not letting it get that bad in a long time. So if you get a random, 2 month late message from me, its cuz i always feel like i should reply to a comment, even if its a dead point. So sorry lol, it was more for my own personal peace of mind :)
Okay so before that next paragraph you all should know: Chris turned out to...well, let's just say things didn't work. He got really distant and really suspicious and I eventually just asked him straight up if he wanted to date me and after a conversation by texts (TEXTS!!!!!!#%(*@#(%&@) we decided that he was being douchey cuz of my transfer and (this is my own suspicion) my celibacy. So that's that and I'm actually...lol, happier, this way, because I've always been quite happy single because of the endless possibilities. And that leads me to...(/end edit)
Oh, also, last night we had a western party and I made out with David The Manwhore But Who Is Actually Kind Of Sweet When He's Not Being A Womanizer. *sigh* What am I to do with myself? I mean, no regrets, but still. I'll put pictures of my costume up Wednesday. So excited for Thanksgiving, guys. 5 whole days to have a life. Halle-frickin-luja. I will probably probe my 12-year-old cousin into seeing New Moon so I don't ask for it and I can retain my dignity. But I want to see my mancandy again, no lie. And movies are cheaper in Alabama, the hell I'm paying $11 like at home. I'm getting my fix in now.
see mah excusez?
In other news, 19 days! I'm so excited. It really feels like 2 weeks only though, because I have Thanksgiving weekend. Days of school? 12. I'm dying, guys. I'm so excited! I probably won't hang out a lot because I'm not really close with a lot of my old friends, so it gives me a lot of time to catch up on...doing. nothing. YESSSS. I could die just thinking about it. I need this so much. I need a break. I need to breathe. I need to get speech OFF MY FUCKING BACK. And just to know that they aren't going to be tapping their foot waiting for me to come back...it's a love-hate thing. And I'm just so exhausted right now that it's more of a hate thing.
Also: I just want to act already. :/
GIVE ME MY MAN-ON-A-STICK. I WANT IT. Omnomnom.
Team Buffsicle Hot Ass Tanzilla Jailbait Taylor Jacob ♥
EDIT: I can only assume I came across an icon spawned from a conversation for lolz, something that went along the lines of:
Edward and Jacob: *fight verbally*
Jacob: Let's take this outside!
and then the icon comes in with:
Edward:: But...we sparkle in the sun.
Jacob: Then we shall fight in the shade.
I LOLED.
no really.
Taylor Lautner is a buffsicle.
Omnomnom that shit.
I was rolling my eyes through half of the movie (mainly the Edward half) but omg seriously guys, its like 5 half-naked buff tan hot guys running around the screen with random EXTREME CLOSE-UPS Y'ALL and they're almost always wet. And they're cheeky sonsovabitches too. I was like, trying not to come in my pants the whole 2 hours.
Except there was this one uberdramatic kiss scene with Edward and Bella where she goes uberdratically: "kiss me" and then Edward uberdramtically jizzes in his pants when he's uberdramatically trying to refrain from ripping her throat open enough to uberdramatically "kiss" her, if thats what you want to call it. I call it uberdramatically-dry-humping-without-touching.
Funny bits of the theater experience:
1.) A girl inadvertently screamed when a half-visible werewolf in the dark popped onto the picture. I snorted with laughter for a good 2 minutes. I wasn't the only one.
2.) A dude went "Oh God!" when Laurent, one of the vampires, appeared on-screen, particularly fiercely. There was more laughter. I led it. Again.
3.) something else happened, I lol-ed, heartily.
4.) The girl next to me went "Oh, GOD" when Jacob appeared for the first time shirtless, super buff, with good hair and soaking wet, tromping through the rain like the piece of fanservice he is. I thought she was orgasming. Couldn't blame her. Although her feet smelled funky in the last half of the movie.
EDIT: OMG GAIZ I TOTALLY RESPONDED TO ALL 150 OF MY MESSAGES :D
lol yeah, not letting it get that bad in a long time. So if you get a random, 2 month late message from me, its cuz i always feel like i should reply to a comment, even if its a dead point. So sorry lol, it was more for my own personal peace of mind :)
Okay so before that next paragraph you all should know: Chris turned out to...well, let's just say things didn't work. He got really distant and really suspicious and I eventually just asked him straight up if he wanted to date me and after a conversation by texts (TEXTS!!!!!!#%(*@#(%&@) we decided that he was being douchey cuz of my transfer and (this is my own suspicion) my celibacy. So that's that and I'm actually...lol, happier, this way, because I've always been quite happy single because of the endless possibilities. And that leads me to...(/end edit)
Oh, also, last night we had a western party and I made out with David The Manwhore But Who Is Actually Kind Of Sweet When He's Not Being A Womanizer. *sigh* What am I to do with myself? I mean, no regrets, but still. I'll put pictures of my costume up Wednesday. So excited for Thanksgiving, guys. 5 whole days to have a life. Halle-frickin-luja. I will probably probe my 12-year-old cousin into seeing New Moon so I don't ask for it and I can retain my dignity. But I want to see my mancandy again, no lie. And movies are cheaper in Alabama, the hell I'm paying $11 like at home. I'm getting my fix in now.
see mah excusez?
In other news, 19 days! I'm so excited. It really feels like 2 weeks only though, because I have Thanksgiving weekend. Days of school? 12. I'm dying, guys. I'm so excited! I probably won't hang out a lot because I'm not really close with a lot of my old friends, so it gives me a lot of time to catch up on...doing. nothing. YESSSS. I could die just thinking about it. I need this so much. I need a break. I need to breathe. I need to get speech OFF MY FUCKING BACK. And just to know that they aren't going to be tapping their foot waiting for me to come back...it's a love-hate thing. And I'm just so exhausted right now that it's more of a hate thing.
Also: I just want to act already. :/
GIVE ME MY MAN-ON-A-STICK. I WANT IT. Omnomnom.
Team Buffsicle Hot Ass Tanzilla Jailbait Taylor Jacob ♥
EDIT: I can only assume I came across an icon spawned from a conversation for lolz, something that went along the lines of:
Edward and Jacob: *fight verbally*
Jacob: Let's take this outside!
and then the icon comes in with:
Edward:: But...we sparkle in the sun.
Jacob: Then we shall fight in the shade.
I LOLED.