SM Town; HP AU; The Squib

[holykeebler216]

Title: The Squib [1

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[prototypic]

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“What the FU-“ Heechul began. ... Heechul stared at her. She was drenched and there were bits of loofa tangled in her hair. She grinned at him ecstatically. “Mother. What.” He deadpanned...his mother gushed breathlessly. Her cheeks were a patchy pink, her eyes feverishly bright. “Taemin, it’s Taemin!”
.... skinny, eleven-year-old Taemin stood in what was left of the desecrated bathtub, his hands blocking self-consciously in front of him. He was stark naked, dripping just like his mother, and was still slightly soapy... He grinned nervously at his audience.

WTF. i swear i burst out laughing irl. srsly. oh you're so awesome.

Heechul strode forward, pausing before Taemin and staring at him. Then, without warning, he threw an arm around his neck and pulled him into an impossibly tight, suffocating hug. Taemin teetered forward awkwardly, hands clamped firmly in front of him. “I am so proud of you,” he sniffled thickly.

“Thanks, hyung,” Taemin replied, smiling brightly. “Uh….can I get dressed now?”
wtf he's acting kinda like

[holykeebler216]

lol it IS long im sorry.

lol a niffler is a cute little furry thing that will search for, find, and then take whatever is shiny.

[prototypic]

iiiii like how you described the transition from the muggle world-into the barrier-and to the other side. giant pack of muggle candy pop rocks wtf xD

......terminal twelven. right. xD

“Wait wait wait,” Jonghyun said loudly. “More importantly, if you’re a First Kim, your brother must be-“

“-Kim Heechul?” Key finished. “No way.”

“Oh come on, look at him, they’re practically identical-“

this really reminds me of that harrypotter scene somehow. and yes taemin and heechul are identical. are you going to work in a hongki too? xD

“Really? That’s an Avanti?” Taemin asked. Heechul turned around to look at him, tucking his wand into the back pocket of his jeans. “Yeah,” he staged-whispered, cupping a hand around his mouth. “And Eeteuk’s the worst one.”

“I heard that.” Came the dry reply from outside the door.

you know. this just gets so much better because my bias is in there 8DD

and omfg i love you for this last line
“Hey, Siwon. Are you quite attached to your fingernails?”
aaaaaad i think it's going to be a hit. it's really

[holykeebler216]

yay i liked that too! lol idk if hongki will make an appearance. ive never written him before. but hey, biases everywhere, bias for everyone! \o/

aww alsdkfj yay im glad youre going to read it! *wibbles*

[prototypic]

of course i will. it's you. and cough i think you should use this :D

[holykeebler216]

really?? 8D

[prototypic]

yeah. although i don't know which are you asking 'really' to, but yeah to both anyway.

[holykeebler216]

oh lol i meant really to using it. im so nervous ;~;

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wtf so like i'm rereading it now that i'm awake right, and you're simply amazing.
Shrill Whistles for later, small whistle-shaped suckers that made your voice steadily increase in octaves as you ate them.

HOW DID YOU THINK OF THAT IT'S HILARIOUS LOL.

Taemin took a chance on this sketchy looking taffy called a Wirecracker. It turned out that when you took a bite, you belched all types of miniature firecrackers, and Onew showed him how to blow rings of sparks with it if he wanted to instead.

AND THIS!!

he finally paused at one, Cabin 3, listening carefully. Inside, it sounded like someone was in pain. This was promising.

wtffffff. :D

It sounded more like a bag of jingling change, because Taemin guessed that's what happened when you knocked on mist, but he didn't know what else to call it.
right. i will try knocking on mist the next time

[holykeebler216]

LOL WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS? sadkfj iloveyou.

LOL I LOVE THOSE. idk how the fuck that happened, call it inspiration i guess. theyre like the equivalent to breathing helium, only less dangerous to your brain cells XDD lol and i totally want some wirecracker.

oh heechul. ahaha the mist, i was like...wt-- what am i supposed to do...whatever they'll just knock on it like a normal door -_____-;;;

LOL WAT. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

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BECAUSE IT'S THAT AWESOME. WHILE RE-READING IT AGAIN I KEPT THINKING...HECK I WANT THIS TO BE SHOWN IN THE CINEMAS.

[holykeebler216]

its nowhere near good enough for that D:

[prototypic]

IT ISSSSS. and like although the wordcount is hdskfhsdkfh long i really can't wait for the next installment srsly. hurry up!!

AND YOU IZ BEEN PIMPED ON MY LJ BECAUSE I FIGURED PIMPING ON MSN ISN'T ENOUGH. WHY DON'T PEOPLE GET ONLINE :/

[holykeebler216]

alkjsdflka ilu more than life