O Hay Thar.
SO since I am the bad daughter/husband/wife/whatever i am of the teeny family of crack that is me, ily_fosho, schm0use, and twinkie86, I am going to finally post the fail of....that...one time...in the mall in the place with the thing.
AFTER.
AN HOUR AND A HALF
OF DRIVING
(pigeon road, wtf?)
aaaaand then we cant find JC Penny's.
fabulous.
i was going to kill something primarily the GPS and then, the little thing found it! whaddaya know. it works. as long as "Jill" doesnt talk
but okay so we go in and we stalk our prey and find them sitting outside, well, JC Penny's, and then we kinda think well wait maybe its not them. >.> and we kinda...scuttle over very conspicously until they look up and go :| ........*processes*......8D
so then we go from >.> to 8DDD
and then its all downhill from there. and by downhill, i mean hugging.
ALSO.
I WAS NOT INFORMED OF THE "HEY EVERYONE WEAR A HAT DAY" MEMO.
thanks guys.
so i bought one.
8D
it has a pom pom on it.
so after mall stuff and OH WAIT I FORGOT ABOUT THE PHOTOBOOTH AHAHHAHA OKAY HERE WE GO.
SO. WE'RE LIKE. 8D HEY YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD BE A REALLY FAIL REALLY AWESOME IDEA?? LETS CRAM FOUR PEOPLE INTO A 2 PERSON BOOTH AND TAKE PICTURES.
so we did. and i nearly crushed schmouse, her head was in my face, bri was like XDD and lysa made some interesting faces.
(OH DEAR GOD YOU GUYS IM AVOIDING BEING ASKED OUT ON FACEBOOK RIGHT NOW WTF HAHAHA I CANT EVEN WRITE THIS WTFFFFFF GO AWAY AND LET ME TALK ABOUT MY FAIL!!)
so the pictures were adorable and then we realize OH GOD THE PEOPLE OUTSIDE CAN SEE US. what the fuck do they have curtains for if they have a SCREEN on the OUTSIDE of the PHOTOBOOTHWTF.
like i said, crack and fail. crack. and. fail.
schmouse wanted food, i ate her food, lysa wanted a pretzel and bri got a smoothie.
then we were going to meet at starbucks before going to lysas house...but then schmouse and i got distracted by a closing sale on hello kitty stuff. i bought a pillow roll thing. so we missed starbucks XD we also couldnt find our car because we went to the wrong parking lot. (directionally challenged. we has it.)
SO THEN
WHEN WE GOT TO LYSAS HOUSE
MY SOLE MISSION IN LIFE
BECAME TO KILL HER.
I CAME SO CLOSE, MANY A TIME. and then i would die.
(we were playing super smash bros, guys.)
and....omg she WOULD NOT DIE.
>.>
...but schmouse would. XDDDDDDD (srsly THAT part was really fun).
AND THEN
AND THEN
WE MET
THE BOYFRIEND
and he lolled at us because by this time i was crack to the point where i was falling off my seat laughing so hard at something i remembered but couldnt tell the story on because i couldnt breathe.
needless to say, not my best impression XDDD
BUT THATS OKAY
CUZ I APPROVE.
HE WAS LOL-TASTIC and put up with us |DD
AND THEN
AND THEN
MY SOLE MISSION IN LIFE
BECAME
TO KILL HIM.
which i did.
like...once.
AND THEN, SADLY, IT WAS TIME TO LEAVE. so we hugged and said our goodbyes, and then took a really fuckin creepy dark and winding road back home (wtf, gps. murder movie, much?! i know what you did last summer winter break, much?!)
BUT. OVERALL. I APPROVE. *thumbs up*
it was a lot of fun. and a lot of crack. and a lot of fail. so, logically, it was awesome.
so you guys, i love you, and we must have more crack to come. bri, move to california. lol. (but no seriously, bri, move to california.) >.>
subtle. i has it not. more to say....i also has it not. KTHNXBAIIIIII ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
AFTER.
AN HOUR AND A HALF
OF DRIVING
(pigeon road, wtf?)
aaaaand then we cant find JC Penny's.
fabulous.
i was going to kill something primarily the GPS and then, the little thing found it! whaddaya know. it works. as long as "Jill" doesnt talk
but okay so we go in and we stalk our prey and find them sitting outside, well, JC Penny's, and then we kinda think well wait maybe its not them. >.> and we kinda...scuttle over very conspicously until they look up and go :| ........*processes*......8D
so then we go from >.> to 8DDD
and then its all downhill from there. and by downhill, i mean hugging.
ALSO.
I WAS NOT INFORMED OF THE "HEY EVERYONE WEAR A HAT DAY" MEMO.
thanks guys.
so i bought one.
8D
it has a pom pom on it.
so after mall stuff and OH WAIT I FORGOT ABOUT THE PHOTOBOOTH AHAHHAHA OKAY HERE WE GO.
SO. WE'RE LIKE. 8D HEY YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD BE A REALLY FAIL REALLY AWESOME IDEA?? LETS CRAM FOUR PEOPLE INTO A 2 PERSON BOOTH AND TAKE PICTURES.
so we did. and i nearly crushed schmouse, her head was in my face, bri was like XDD and lysa made some interesting faces.
(OH DEAR GOD YOU GUYS IM AVOIDING BEING ASKED OUT ON FACEBOOK RIGHT NOW WTF HAHAHA I CANT EVEN WRITE THIS WTFFFFFF GO AWAY AND LET ME TALK ABOUT MY FAIL!!)
so the pictures were adorable and then we realize OH GOD THE PEOPLE OUTSIDE CAN SEE US. what the fuck do they have curtains for if they have a SCREEN on the OUTSIDE of the PHOTOBOOTHWTF.
like i said, crack and fail. crack. and. fail.
schmouse wanted food, i ate her food, lysa wanted a pretzel and bri got a smoothie.
then we were going to meet at starbucks before going to lysas house...but then schmouse and i got distracted by a closing sale on hello kitty stuff. i bought a pillow roll thing. so we missed starbucks XD we also couldnt find our car because we went to the wrong parking lot. (directionally challenged. we has it.)
SO THEN
WHEN WE GOT TO LYSAS HOUSE
MY SOLE MISSION IN LIFE
BECAME TO KILL HER.
I CAME SO CLOSE, MANY A TIME. and then i would die.
(we were playing super smash bros, guys.)
and....omg she WOULD NOT DIE.
>.>
...but schmouse would. XDDDDDDD (srsly THAT part was really fun).
AND THEN
AND THEN
WE MET
THE BOYFRIEND
and he lolled at us because by this time i was crack to the point where i was falling off my seat laughing so hard at something i remembered but couldnt tell the story on because i couldnt breathe.
needless to say, not my best impression XDDD
BUT THATS OKAY
CUZ I APPROVE.
HE WAS LOL-TASTIC and put up with us |DD
AND THEN
AND THEN
MY SOLE MISSION IN LIFE
BECAME
TO KILL HIM.
which i did.
like...once.
AND THEN, SADLY, IT WAS TIME TO LEAVE. so we hugged and said our goodbyes, and then took a really fuckin creepy dark and winding road back home (wtf, gps. murder movie, much?! i know what you did last summer winter break, much?!)
BUT. OVERALL. I APPROVE. *thumbs up*
it was a lot of fun. and a lot of crack. and a lot of fail. so, logically, it was awesome.
so you guys, i love you, and we must have more crack to come. bri, move to california. lol. (but no seriously, bri, move to california.) >.>
subtle. i has it not. more to say....i also has it not. KTHNXBAIIIIII ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥