Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Thursday on a flight to LA, I stole the emergency flight information card (-40 points). Last Monday I pushed
ily_fosho in the mud (-17 points). In January I bought porn for
twinkie86 (10 points). Last Sunday I farted in an elevator (-6 points). Last week I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-129 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal!
Sincerely,
holykeebler216