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[holyjesusbeams]

Unfortunately, Discedo, I seem to have very little to offer regarding pleasant conversation topics, so have another riddle or two, instead~

1 | Two fathers and two sons sat down to eat eggs for breakfast. They ate exactly three eggs, each person had an egg. How is this possible?

2 | Three lawyers rent a hotel room for the night. When they get

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[moarcowbell]

1. A gay couple with Siamese twins, but one can't eat.

2. Bellhop has greedy fingers.

3. three apples

4. As much as it takes to fill it up?

5. Once

6. Have no clue.

7. Magic.

8. Sensei's ego.

9. I'm afraid I'm not familiar when American money.

10. Meat?

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[holyjesusbeams]

3, yes, 5, yes, 10, yes. The others? So sorry, but no.

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[moarcowbell]

Are you sure? I was so certain.

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[holyjesusbeams]

Positive, though it pulls my heartstrings to say so.

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[moarcowbell]

You are a worthy adversary.

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[holyjesusbeams]

I take that as a high compliment~