In this entry, I use "fuck" like telegrams use "STOP"
Dear fucking stereo,
It is fucking one thing that neither of your tape decks will rewind or fast-forward. It's one thing that your alarm clock function has ditched me, before a fucking E&M test. It's one thing that your decrepit fucking turntable scratched the fuck out of my GreenPeace promotional record of mid-80's electropop.
But it's entirely another thing when you wake me up at 8 in the fucking morning by fucking eating my tape with Green Day on one side and the fucking Cranberries on the other.
Fuck you very much,
Charlie.
Fuck.
It is fucking one thing that neither of your tape decks will rewind or fast-forward. It's one thing that your alarm clock function has ditched me, before a fucking E&M test. It's one thing that your decrepit fucking turntable scratched the fuck out of my GreenPeace promotional record of mid-80's electropop.
But it's entirely another thing when you wake me up at 8 in the fucking morning by fucking eating my tape with Green Day on one side and the fucking Cranberries on the other.
Fuck you very much,
Charlie.
Fuck.