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THIS IS A WARNING FOR ALL OF THOSE PEOPLE WHO ENJOY THEIR DAILY LUNCHEON AT THE MOST WONDERFUL RESTAURANT IN THE PLANET ....MC DONALDS... THE USAGE OF THE WORD FUCK IS APPARENTLY PROHIBITED... AT LEAST WHEN YOU DISTURB A CUNT FACE HO BAG HOMELESS BITCH FROM HIGHLIGHTING AND SHREDDING PAPER.... BE AWARE OF THOSE HOMELESS DYKES.. PLEASE TAKE GREAT PRECAUTION WHEN YOU DECIDE TO EAT AT THIS LOVELY DINING ESTABLISHMENT.. THOSE BITTER HOBOS WILL CHEW YOUR ASS OUT AND WILL TRY TO HARASS YOU IN EVERY POSSIBLE WAY....
SO, WHAT MUST ONE DO IN THIS SITUATION?
ONE: CONTINUE TO USE THE WORD FUCK
TWO: MAKE FUN OF THEM AND REMIND THEM THAT THERE IS SUCH A THING CALLED FREEDOM OF SPEECH
TRES: MAKE SURE TO BE AS CONDESCENDING AS POSSIBLE
FOUR: LAST BUT NOT LEAST CALL THEM A FUGLY BITCH AND TELL THEM TO FUCK OFF
OR IF YOU WOULD LIKE JUST SIMPLY PUNCH THEM IN THE FACE SO THAT THEY CAN BECOME TOOTHLESS...
OH BY THE WAY NEVER ATTEMPT TO PARK YOUR CAR ON VAN NUYS BLVD CUZ IT WILL GET TOWED AND THEN YOU HAVE TO PAY A LOVELY WHOPPING 150 DOLLARS AND YOU WILL RECEIVE A CITATION FOR 70 BUCKOS AS IN THAT TOW FEE WASNT ENOUGH SO IF YOUR RICH AND FEEL LIKE GIVING UP MONEY FOR FUN I SUGGEST YOUR PARK YOUR VEHICLE ON VAN NUYS BLVD.. KAY ..
AS YOU SEE I HAD AN EXCITING AND EVENTFUL AFTERNOON THIS IS WHY I WLL ERASE MY TROUBLES BY DRINKING SOME WINE...
SO SEE ALL YOU BITCHES IN THE MORNING ////UNLESS YOU DECIDE TO JOIN ME OF COURSE .... PEACE MUTHER FUCKERS
SO, WHAT MUST ONE DO IN THIS SITUATION?
ONE: CONTINUE TO USE THE WORD FUCK
TWO: MAKE FUN OF THEM AND REMIND THEM THAT THERE IS SUCH A THING CALLED FREEDOM OF SPEECH
TRES: MAKE SURE TO BE AS CONDESCENDING AS POSSIBLE
FOUR: LAST BUT NOT LEAST CALL THEM A FUGLY BITCH AND TELL THEM TO FUCK OFF
OR IF YOU WOULD LIKE JUST SIMPLY PUNCH THEM IN THE FACE SO THAT THEY CAN BECOME TOOTHLESS...
OH BY THE WAY NEVER ATTEMPT TO PARK YOUR CAR ON VAN NUYS BLVD CUZ IT WILL GET TOWED AND THEN YOU HAVE TO PAY A LOVELY WHOPPING 150 DOLLARS AND YOU WILL RECEIVE A CITATION FOR 70 BUCKOS AS IN THAT TOW FEE WASNT ENOUGH SO IF YOUR RICH AND FEEL LIKE GIVING UP MONEY FOR FUN I SUGGEST YOUR PARK YOUR VEHICLE ON VAN NUYS BLVD.. KAY ..
AS YOU SEE I HAD AN EXCITING AND EVENTFUL AFTERNOON THIS IS WHY I WLL ERASE MY TROUBLES BY DRINKING SOME WINE...
SO SEE ALL YOU BITCHES IN THE MORNING ////UNLESS YOU DECIDE TO JOIN ME OF COURSE .... PEACE MUTHER FUCKERS