Things I need to stop doing:

Sep 24, 2008 08:04

- Reading Steal This Book before bed.

I was brushing up on the chapter on pig warfare/rally tips.

Clearly not a wise move, because that resulted in me having a stupid dream that the rally I'm about to head to (the March for Choice) turned into this full-scale violent clusterfuck because the pigs were in line with the anti-choice nutjobs. cat_paw and I were there but we got separated...some anti-choicer stabbed her in the face with a sharpened picket sign (yes, I know I have depraved dreams), and I couldn't get to her for the crowd. Then I got attacked by this woman who resembled the mother of the Xian family I lived with briefly after my mom kicked me out...we started beating the crap out of each other, and I couldn't overpower her despite being at least a foot taller than she was, and probably a good 150lbs heavier.

I finally shake that lady by shoving her onto a curb (she hit her head and it knocked her out), and then the pigs start chasing me (on horses, in the middle of Lansing...go figure o_O) for defending myself against her. So I'm pissbolting down Michigan Avenue trying to get away...imagine the scene in Frankenstein where the mob's running around with the torches and pitchforks, if you will. Anti-choice lunatics and pissed-off pigs hurtling towards me at top speed.

Thankfully my alarm went off shortly thereafter...that was getting freaky. Here's to hoping the actual rally today is nowhere near as "eventful". O_o

dreams, politics, wtf, anti-choicers

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