And we make this new religion to escape what we've become...
So I'm sitting in hell in the breakroom at work, checking the latest news on my phone...
And what's the very first article, under the title "BREAKING NEWS"?
"Clay is Gay: Aiken Comes Out of the Closet!"
Yeah. In other news: water is wet, fire is hot, and the sun rises in the east! Film at 11.
...really, AP? Really? That's the best you can do? I hate this country's fetish with celebrities and publicly denounce it every chance I get, but even I know this isn't news. Surely you can come up with something to read that's worth the additional surcharges on my phone bill.
On that note, I've always said that the concept of world peace is unattainable, because (among other reasons) journalists would either be out of a job or forced to make stupid shit into news.
How is it we're halfway there already, and there's no peace in sight? :/
And what's the very first article, under the title "BREAKING NEWS"?
"Clay is Gay: Aiken Comes Out of the Closet!"
Yeah. In other news: water is wet, fire is hot, and the sun rises in the east! Film at 11.
...really, AP? Really? That's the best you can do? I hate this country's fetish with celebrities and publicly denounce it every chance I get, but even I know this isn't news. Surely you can come up with something to read that's worth the additional surcharges on my phone bill.
On that note, I've always said that the concept of world peace is unattainable, because (among other reasons) journalists would either be out of a job or forced to make stupid shit into news.
How is it we're halfway there already, and there's no peace in sight? :/