So, as I'm sure many of you have heard,
Wisconsin currently boasts a complete and utter pig as their DA. His "sexting" is finally coming to light after harassing these women, as well it should.
However, there is one thing that nobody has seized upon.
If you're going to "sext", do it right, ffs.
I mean, Christ. Yes, I think this was disgusting and he should be beaten about the head with a brick for abusing his power, but doesn't his lack of originality bother anyone else?
Referring to yourself in the most bland, unappealing terms possible, even if they're true - "an older married elected DA" - is reeeeally not sexy. And inviting a woman to an autopsy? Come on. Just a word to the wise, buddy, that's not exactly the ticket into panties. FYI.
/snark