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Things that are awesome - hauling ass halfway across the city at 10.30pm at breakneck speed to pick up friends and get to the sex shop before closing time, eventually leaving there with (among all three) a glass anal plug, a bullet that vibrates in time with your MP3 player, a Hitachi wand knockoff, and a "Couples" grab bag that later reveals to have (among other things) a purple masturbatory sheath with attached vibrator function for men, wandering around Meijer looking for random food and alcohol, stopping for Taco Bell and eating while hurtling down the near-empty freeway at 2am, coming home to scrape the makeup and hair goo off your body, crawling into bed, then waking at 7am to throw on the same jeans you took off four and a half hours ago, shovel some food down your throat and go to work by 9.
Yeeeeah.
I still got it, bitches.
Yeeeeah.
I still got it, bitches.