I'M SO HAPPY!
WOOOOOOoooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! GUESS WHAT! I'll tell you what happened! I was talking to Sofiea... or so I thought...
Sofiea's Sis: (I disn't know it was Sofiea's sis) Jesse wanted to go out with you and he thought you were cute.
Me: vdsjnosdfnjsdfjndfrsbjhvfsdh! OMFG! OMG OMG OMG OMG! OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!
Sofiea's Sis: But then he found out that you slit your wrists and he thinks you're a freak and a stalker.
Me: I DON'T CARE! I don't do those things anymore! HE THOUGHT I WAS CUTE! OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!
Sofiea's Sis: I lied! I just made all of that up!
Me: FUCK YOU! I FUCKING HATE YOU! I'M GONNA SLIT MY WRISTS NOW! THANKS FOR RUINING MY LIFE MOTHER FUCKER! (Goes offline and slits wrists)
Me: (Comes back online)
Sofiea's sis: I was just kidding that I was lying! He really did say that stuff.
And so, Jesse thought I was cute... HOORAY! Oh and on Friday...
(Courtney and I walk to PizzaPizza for lunch)
Me: Hold on I need to buy Jesse something for Valentines Day!
(Goes into store and buys Chocolate marshmallow heart <3)
Back at school...
Kassie: GIMME THAT CHOCOLATE HEART! (Takes heart) I'll give this to Jesse for you!
Me: But, KASSIE! I bought it!
Kassie: Too bad! Look here he comes! (Leaves and walks over to Jesse)
Me: (Gets nervous and plays with boots)
Kassie: HEY JESSE!
Me: Oh No... Why Kassie? WHY?!
Kassie: CARLY BOUGHT THIS FOR YOU!
Jesse: ........... Is it poison? (Jesse takes heart and shoves it in his pocket)
At the End of the day...
Kassie: Hey Carly, Jesse said that the chocolate was good. Oh... and I told him that you would bring him some Axe deorderant!
Me: WHAT?! Kassie, why did you say that?!
Kassie: Haha... I want you and him to be together!
Me: No prob... I'll just get my mom to buy some for me.
So now, I have to get mom to buy some Axe for Jesse... If he mooches off of me, I'm gonna be sooooooooooooo pissed...
Salutations!
Carly
Sofiea's Sis: (I disn't know it was Sofiea's sis) Jesse wanted to go out with you and he thought you were cute.
Me: vdsjnosdfnjsdfjndfrsbjhvfsdh! OMFG! OMG OMG OMG OMG! OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!
Sofiea's Sis: But then he found out that you slit your wrists and he thinks you're a freak and a stalker.
Me: I DON'T CARE! I don't do those things anymore! HE THOUGHT I WAS CUTE! OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!
Sofiea's Sis: I lied! I just made all of that up!
Me: FUCK YOU! I FUCKING HATE YOU! I'M GONNA SLIT MY WRISTS NOW! THANKS FOR RUINING MY LIFE MOTHER FUCKER! (Goes offline and slits wrists)
Me: (Comes back online)
Sofiea's sis: I was just kidding that I was lying! He really did say that stuff.
And so, Jesse thought I was cute... HOORAY! Oh and on Friday...
(Courtney and I walk to PizzaPizza for lunch)
Me: Hold on I need to buy Jesse something for Valentines Day!
(Goes into store and buys Chocolate marshmallow heart <3)
Back at school...
Kassie: GIMME THAT CHOCOLATE HEART! (Takes heart) I'll give this to Jesse for you!
Me: But, KASSIE! I bought it!
Kassie: Too bad! Look here he comes! (Leaves and walks over to Jesse)
Me: (Gets nervous and plays with boots)
Kassie: HEY JESSE!
Me: Oh No... Why Kassie? WHY?!
Kassie: CARLY BOUGHT THIS FOR YOU!
Jesse: ........... Is it poison? (Jesse takes heart and shoves it in his pocket)
At the End of the day...
Kassie: Hey Carly, Jesse said that the chocolate was good. Oh... and I told him that you would bring him some Axe deorderant!
Me: WHAT?! Kassie, why did you say that?!
Kassie: Haha... I want you and him to be together!
Me: No prob... I'll just get my mom to buy some for me.
So now, I have to get mom to buy some Axe for Jesse... If he mooches off of me, I'm gonna be sooooooooooooo pissed...
Salutations!
Carly