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[holdnovirtue]

Adstringendum, I was wondering how much snow we are expected to get, and how long it typically lasts for. Some of you have been here for more than a year, correct?

Also, does anyone have any extra tissues?

[And what you guys don't get to see is a prideful man looking miserable, wrapped up in a blanket with a cat in his lap.]