GRANDPARENT'S ANSWERING MACHINE

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Good morning... At present we are not at home but,
please, leave your message after the beep:

BEEEEEEEP


If you are one of our children, dial # and then
select an option from 1 to 9 in order of your "arrival",
so we will know who is calling.

THEN, if you need us to...

give you our car, press 1
wash & iron your clothes, press 2
pick up your kids at school, press 3
stay with your kids all day long, press 4
let your kids to sleep here tonight, press 5
prepare you a meal for Sunday, press 6
have it delivered to your home, press 7
invite you to eat it here, press 8
give you money, press 9

BUT, if you wish to
- invite us to dinner, or
- take us to a theater,
start talking NOW, we are LISTENING!