In which Des is just a little bitter.

Ah, comfy armchair
Oh look, furry trousers now
Cats are smug - uncool

In which Des considers the drinking habits of the common duck.

Most of the time, Des is pretty ridiculous. There isn't much of a filter between his brain and his mouth. He tends to have his own unique, often misinformed, viewpoint on life and everything else. He's happy to share those views with others in spite of any mocking or eye-rolling they might inspire because he secretly likes to think that he might be ( Read more... )

In which Des is confused by meditation.

Rhoda

(or A Poem For Rhoda Because She Said I Couldn't Write One When I Am Clearly An Under-Appreciated Genius Like All Great Geniuses)Rhoda has hair ( Read more... )

In which Des invites you to hit it.