Potheaded Potter Ponderings
Five less than PG thought about Harry Potter's universe:
1. Giant Squid - Don't those live in the open sea? How does it get in the lake?
"Even if the biggest secret gets out - even if somebody discovers the Giant Squid is actually the world's largest Animagus, which rises from the lake at the eleventh hour, transforms into Godric Gryffindor and... well, I wouldn't like to spoil it." - J.K. Rowling, responding to Deathly Hallows spoilers in the diary section of her site.
Ah, the real reason Salazar Slytherin left; All the women love Godric, and some of the men too.
2. Unicorn Blood - Do unicorns menstruates?
3. Transfiguration - Cosmetic Surgeries? How many wizards and witches actually kept their body unaltered into their deaths when they could make themselves look the way they want to more? Ya think tattooing and Prince Albert piercings are wild already? Think of the possibilities with magic!
4. Hagrid the Half-Giant - How the hell did that happen? So his mother was the giant who carried him...but Christ, his human father can get lost inside his mother! Transfiguration? That might just solve the girlfriend problem that Rowling stats that Hagrid now have, with most of the giants killed off in the battle at Helm's Deep Hogswarts.
5. Socks in the Mirror - Masturbation reference, hell yeah. Poor Albus and Gellert, they can't even have phone sex.