Owl to Elizabeth Bennet, from Simkin
My dear Miss Bennet,
I just wanted to tender my congratulations on becoming a Raven's Claw. I am certain that you will make a marvellous member of our house. Also, should you care for a walk in the gardens at any time, I would be most pleased to accompany you. Or at any other point you should care for.
Also, I do not know if you realised yet, but a certain Mr. Darcy, whom you mentioned with some great disdain has appeared in the Sorting Room. You may wish to avoid him, as he seems most dull and rather boorish. Of course, we can't all have a sparkling wit, but you'd think that there would at least be a dull glimmer amongst all that formality.
Alas there is not.
Yours, ever faithfully
Simkin