liek shopping spree omg!1!!--open to all

[ninth_doctor]

This was going to be so. much. fun. The most fun ever, because hello, wandering around the universe and learning magic might be good for other people, but there was a complete fashion emergency to tend to. Obviously D and his new BFF Lils were in need of a new set of clothes that would go with skin and hair and eyes and anything else they could

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[toujours_sirius]

Sirius was in quite a good mood. He had just been to The Three Broomsticks for a drink and a bit of a good time with Madam Rosmerta, and now he was headed back up to the castle, satiated and satisfied.

So when he passed that Doctor bloke and some blonde girl walking by, he greeted them with a nod and a big smile.

[lilypotter60]

"Zoh my God! Siri!!111" Her voice reaching epic squeeage, Lily launched herself at her OTHER BFF, practically jumping into his arms as she hugged him. "Siri, like, how awesome is it that you're here. Oh! Oh! Total genius moment, D! Siri should come shopping with us like woah! How hot would he look in a nice black ribbed turtle neck and some totally amazing jeans? And, for real, like, a totally 'Matt Damon, the later years' haircut?"

Grabbing Sirius' hand, bouncing up and down in excitement, Lily squee'd again. "This is, like, the best. Day. Ever!!!111"

[ninth_doctor]

"Ohemgee, Lils, that would, like, so be his style! I can, like, totally see what you mean. Dude, dude, Siri!" He bounded up to the two, excited. "Like, tell me what you think of this, m'kay? I'm, like, picturing reds. What d'you think of, like, gray slacks, scarlet sweater? Lils, that would, like, be to die for~! Shoppi~ing, yes, like, you need to, like, come along and, like, spend some cash and stuff because, duuuuuh, what else is cash good for except for, like, buying clothes?"

[toujours_sirius]

Just when he thought his day couldn't get any better, the blonde girl (who had amazingly spectacular breasts - for a moment, Sirius was nostalgic for the days when he had his own pair) threw herself at him. Unfortunately, things with Madam Rosmerta had concluded well under seventeen minutes earlier (and she had had to get back to tending bar, so there wasn't even any time to enjoy the afterglow), so Sirius wasn't quite in any shape to have a go right now. Anyway, the Doctor was standing right there....

Sirius settled for hugging the girl back and trying hard not to cop a feel. "Erm...the name's Sirius, actually. Have we met before?"

[lilypotter60]

"Oh. My. God, Siri, you're such a dork sometimes!!! It's totally me!" Lily tossed back her hair and nudged Sirius with her hip. "God, you'd think my own best friend forever would, like, recognize me, right?"

Turning to the Doc, Lily nodded, "Oh you are so beyond right, D. Like, totally. He would be, like, fricking yummy in that. We have to find it for him, or it will be a total tragedy, you know?" Turning her head up to look at Sirius, Lily grinned. He might recognize Lily's eyes and her smile, underneath far more makeup (and boobs) than normal. "You'll come shopping with us, right Siri?" she pouted a little.

[toujours_sirius]

If Sirius had a best friend like this, he'd probably be banging her all the time. This bird was rather hard to understand, but she was no worse than Homsar, and Sirius was having regular sex with him, so....

"I have been told that I taste quite - "

Sirius cut himself off as he finally got a good look at the girl. "Lily?!"

Sirius was now very confused. The face looking up at him definitely bore quite a resemblance to Lily's, but there was something very off about it. And Lily certainly was no blonde.

"Er...sorry, love, you just sort of look like a friend of mine. What did you say your name was?" He looked around, still confused. "I...I suppose I could go shopping. What, is something wrong with what I'm wearing?"

He looked down at his jeans and The Doors t-shirt, which he had obtained through special owl order and was rather fond of. Perhaps the Muggle clothes looked ridiculous? Sirius usually wore robes, but he thought Madam Rosmerta might get a kick out of him wearing these clothes. Maybe it was a bad idea after all....

[ninth_doctor]

"...Like, hello, if he's, like, your best friend, then, like, what am I?" He was about to go into total bitch mode, because WTF he was her BFF, they just didn't have the bracelets yet! But then he decided not to sound so bitchy. "Ohmigawd, though, he could be, like, another BFF and we could all wear matching things! He, like, totally needs some accessories. That kind of thing on guys is, like, sooo cute and sooo in! And it'd, like, totally be the trendy thing to do to get him, like, way tighter jeans. Those things are, like, cute and whatever, y'know? But they're, like, so outdated, too, and the tighter jeans would, like, totally accentuate that arse~"

[lilypotter60]

"Um, hello," Lily rolled her eyes at D. "Of course he's another BFF. It's Siri!!11"

Turning to Sirius, she giggled and linked her arm with his. "Siri! It's totally me, Lils! God, you are such the retard today. And yes, we must go shopping. And yes, yes, yes!" she squealed, bouncing up and down again. "Tighter jeans for us all! Siri has an amazing ass! So do you, D!" Pouting, Lily turned to show off hers. "Mine is so blah, you know?" She sighed heavily. Her life had so many burdens, it really was unfair.

[toujours_sirius]

Sirius was starting to feel rather overwhelmed. The Doctor seemed to have been Confunded, and both he and the blonde girl (who really was Lily???) were speaking at pitches that were threatening to destroy his hearing. If it continued to get worse, he would have no recourse but to transform into Padfoot. And Sirius could barely understand any of it, even after having lived for over a year in America.

"Erm...." He looked back and forth between Lily and the Doctor. "I don't really want tighter trousers," he finally said. "They might squeeze my bollocks, you know? I don't know what a BFF is, but if it's going to make my area uncomfortable as well, then I don't want that either."

He peered into Lily's face, trying to steady his eyes on her through all the bouncing. "And 'Lils'??? Since when have you ever gone by 'Lils'? Not even James called you that. Did you use a bad hair-colouring potion, and it's gone to your head or something? I don't know why you'd think you needed to do that. I thought ginger hair suited you quite well."

[ninth_doctor]

He giggled. "Lils, Siri's totally being, like, completely gay right now. C'mon, Siri, it's, like, so not gonna hurt at all! Trust me, we can so, like, find the right pair for you. They only squeeze when they're, like, so not the right size, duh."

He rolles his eyes at Lils. "Oh. My gawd. You are such the liar if you, like, think that butt is, like, so not looking at! Girl, it is, like, that amazing. Right, Siri~? Tch, she's like totally got, like, self-esteem issues or whatever."

[lilypotter60]

Giggling again at Sirius, thinking him to be really too funny, she rolled her eyes. "Lils is so much the better name than 'Lily'. Blech. Between that and these geek clothes, it's a wonder I haven't just spontaneously exploded from, like, the badness." She smiled vapidly at Sirius, "And I ate a cookie and then I got such better taste, and bigger boobs," here she arched her back slightly to show them off better, "and such better hair, like, oh my God."

Snorting at the Doc, Lily rolled her eyes. "Bitch, plz. My ass is so not. Your ass is amazing, like woah. Thank God my boobs are good, right?"

[toujours_sirius]

Sirius raised an eyebrow. If anyone was being gay right now, it was the Doctor. He cleared his throat and shifted uncomfortably. "It's Sirius. 'Siri' sounds like a girl's name, and I most definitely am not a girl...any more."

He truly didn't understand even a third of what Lily and the Doctor were saying. The accent was so thick and lilting, and he hadn't a clue what "such the liar", "so not looking at", "geek clothes", "Bitch, plz", and "like woah" meant. But he did get the part about the cookie

[ninth_doctor]

"But Siri's such, like, an awesome name compared to Sirius. Shorter names and, like, nicknames? So very, like, completely cool. Just like shorter skirts and, like, small tops!" he exclaimed suddenly, clapping his hands. "Lils, ohmigawd you soooo, like, need a short skirt! With some really cute leggings and, like, all that stuff!"

He grabbed Siri by the hand, jumping with excitement. "Like, why are we standing around this stupid street? We should be, like, shopping right now~~~! The more mirrors, the better, like, obviously."

[lilypotter60]

"My breasts are so amazing," Lily agreed, looking down at them. "But they're all, like, hidden under this such the dork-wear hoodie, you know? I need something to show them off for my Per-Bear!!11" Turning, Lily scanned the storefronts, then squeed when she spotted a top that was OMG so perfect. Pulling Sirius and the Doctor behind her, she ran into the shop. A few frantic moments of shopping, Lily had the top, a pair of jeans that were about three times tighter than anything Lily would normally wear, and a pair of stiletto heels.

She dashed into the fitting room (because shopping was so a sport) and pulled on the outfit, then walked out, turning slowly. "So?" she asked, giggling. "Is this not, like, it?"

[toujours_sirius]

Sirius opened his mouth to protest, to ask for his hands back, to say he really had better things to do back in his room, like drink himself unconscious and hope when he woke up, the memories of this little scene would be wiped permanently from his mind, but before he could even draw his breath, he found himself yanked into a store.

As Lily dashed around the store, Sirius grumbled to the Doctor, "Never seen a bloke so ecstatic about shopping. Were those cookies you ate sent over by Gladrags or something? Seems like a ploy to me...."

At least Lily seemed to be shopping for herself instead of him. Because there was no way Sirius would wear trousers even half that tight.

"Er... I dunno, Lily. Those shoes look terribly uncomfortable, don't you think? And those trousers are...erm...not something you'd want Harry to see you in," Sirius finished lamely.

[ninth_doctor]

Ignoring Siri (tch, like, what did he know about fashion?), he gave a little cheer. "Ohemgee that is like so. you. Tch, and Siri, honey, honestly, fashion doesn't, like, have to be comfy, though it's better if it is. Besides, you, like, totally get used to the heels after a while; they get like totally broken in. Ooo, we need to, like, find something for you! And maybe, like, get, like, something done with your hair..."