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WART 52!

Aug 23, 2006 23:56

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bowchickamaou August 24 2006, 04:02:14 UTC

Uh, hi, everyone. I'm Shibuya Yuuri. I'm supposed to -- I mean, I want to request a song for a friend, all right?

*clears throat* Can you play "Birthday Cake" by Cibo Matto? For Wolfram von Bielefeld. My mom always says, "World peace begins in the kitchen!" So the song's also for my mom, too, I guess.

*Floos In* wolfram_jyari August 24 2006, 22:54:06 UTC

Yuuri! I asked for a song, not the death throws of a dying cat. I dedicated an entire broadcast for you, and this is what I get in return?

You ungrateful wimp!

Re: *Floos In* bowchickamaou August 25 2006, 03:04:01 UTC

Stop calling me a wimp! It's a nice song because it's funny and it reminds me of mom. And this counts as one of your three songs.

Re: *Floos In* wolfram_jyari August 25 2006, 03:21:53 UTC

Because I'm marrying you, she's my mother, too!

And if it's a song about our mother you should dedicate it to our mother and not your fiancé!

That's it! WART? I want to hear Walk Away by Franz Ferdinand. That's right, Yuuri, it's a break-up song.

And I will keep requesting break-up songs until you dedicate a song to me that's not about food or mother!

Hmph!

Re: *Floos In* bowchickamaou August 25 2006, 03:29:01 UTC

You don't have to marry me!

... wait, if you break up with me, you're not my fiance anymore, right?

Re: *Floos In* wolfram_jyari August 25 2006, 03:32:58 UTC

What!? Of course I'm still your fiance, you idiot! I broke up with you in song form, that's completely different from real life!

How dare you insult me over WART! You're lucky we're not face-to-face.

Oh, while I'm on-air, I would like to say how much I appreciate the many callers for Yuuri's memorial. The wimpy cheater is perfectly fine, and it was his clone that got popcorned. And I don't care about him.

*Shrugs*

Re: *Floos In* bowchickamaou August 25 2006, 03:34:41 UTC

So, since you don't care about me, you're going to move into your own room, right?

*is way too hopeful about this*

*clearly has never learned*

Re: *Floos In* wolfram_jyari August 25 2006, 03:37:25 UTC

I was talking about the clone! The clone I shared a room with because I thought he was you. And it was all your fault!

Re: *Floos In* bowchickamaou August 25 2006, 03:55:52 UTC

Right, so you're going to move out of my room? It was the clone you were sharing with, and he's gone!

Re: *Floos In* wolfram_jyari August 25 2006, 04:00:47 UTC

A wuss like you needs all the protection he can get.

Re: *Floos In* bowchickamaou August 25 2006, 04:14:26 UTC

Don't call me a wuss! I am not!

Re: *Floos In* wolfram_jyari August 25 2006, 04:15:46 UTC

I'll stop calling you that when you stop being that! Hmph.

Re: *Floos In* bowchickamaou August 25 2006, 04:17:45 UTC

*recognizes that hmph*

*fuming, vanishes from the Floo*

Re: *Floos In* goblindabeaker August 25 2006, 04:18:57 UTC

Tracy turns to Mel.

'P'raps we should offer relationship advice.'

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