Raenef - Demon Diary
A young blond boy appears in the Sorting Room, looking decidedly confused. He looks around, puzzled, for a few minutes before appearing to dismiss the problem, gaining a big, friendly smile and picking up the application.
"Hi, I'm Raenef. Nice to meet you."
1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
Cheesecake cheese! Eclipse makes it and its so tasty.
2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
Well...I'd really rather not kill anyone. But there are some situations where I'm meant to so...I'd kill the first one that entered my castle without permission.
3. What time is it where you are?
Almost lunch time. I'm getting hungry.
4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
*goes bright red* I...I...I wouldn't do that.
5. If you are pushing to be in:
A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.
The Dark Arrow Because I do think it's a good name. Really I do.
B. Gryffindor - Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.
He should marry the one he likes best. And he should know about it before hand and know who the other person is so that he doesn't end up being faced with someone half his age a minute after being told, who is trying to kill him to boot!
I don't know that much about mythology I'm afraid. There are some books in the library I've been meaning to read about it though. Honest.
C. Ravenclaw - You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.
It's a curse. You have clearly displeased your overlord and he is punishing you with the fate of never ending paper work.
D. Hufflepuff - Prove you are not useless.
You dare mock me, vermin? Well, I've survived several people trying to kill me, sometimes without help. I consider that quite an accomplishment. Especially since a fair few of the people that tried quite like me now. Oh, and I can blow things up. I'm still learning most things, but that I can manage pretty well even if the really dramatic ones have only happened by accident.
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe. Do not threaten us rather than offering a bribe. A threat indicates you either don't really want to be here, or don't have enough sense to answer the question properly. The hat will automatically squib you, regardless of other votes, if you do.
*Doesn't think Demon Lords are supposed to try and bribe people, threatening being more their style*
*Thinks that Eclipse would probably be angry with him if he found out*
*Figures that he's broken a fair few demon lord rules already, so a few more wouldn't hurt*
I have a nice castle you could come stay in if you wanted a holiday or something. Or...I get offerings from time to time. There's some nice things in there you could have. Although I'm not too sure what exactly. I don't remember actually going through that last chest.
*another big bright smile* Anything else?
"I have read the hogwarts_hocus faq, and understand it is a crazy, cracktastic sorting community and RPG. R
I have read the hogwarts_hocus rules and agree to abide by each and every one of them. R
I agree to be a good sport and not get my knickers in a bunch. R
One day, marmalade will rule the world. R"
"Hi, I'm Raenef. Nice to meet you."
1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
Cheesecake cheese! Eclipse makes it and its so tasty.
2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
Well...I'd really rather not kill anyone. But there are some situations where I'm meant to so...I'd kill the first one that entered my castle without permission.
3. What time is it where you are?
Almost lunch time. I'm getting hungry.
4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
*goes bright red* I...I...I wouldn't do that.
5. If you are pushing to be in:
A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.
The Dark Arrow Because I do think it's a good name. Really I do.
B. Gryffindor - Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.
He should marry the one he likes best. And he should know about it before hand and know who the other person is so that he doesn't end up being faced with someone half his age a minute after being told, who is trying to kill him to boot!
I don't know that much about mythology I'm afraid. There are some books in the library I've been meaning to read about it though. Honest.
C. Ravenclaw - You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.
It's a curse. You have clearly displeased your overlord and he is punishing you with the fate of never ending paper work.
D. Hufflepuff - Prove you are not useless.
You dare mock me, vermin? Well, I've survived several people trying to kill me, sometimes without help. I consider that quite an accomplishment. Especially since a fair few of the people that tried quite like me now. Oh, and I can blow things up. I'm still learning most things, but that I can manage pretty well even if the really dramatic ones have only happened by accident.
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe. Do not threaten us rather than offering a bribe. A threat indicates you either don't really want to be here, or don't have enough sense to answer the question properly. The hat will automatically squib you, regardless of other votes, if you do.
*Doesn't think Demon Lords are supposed to try and bribe people, threatening being more their style*
*Thinks that Eclipse would probably be angry with him if he found out*
*Figures that he's broken a fair few demon lord rules already, so a few more wouldn't hurt*
I have a nice castle you could come stay in if you wanted a holiday or something. Or...I get offerings from time to time. There's some nice things in there you could have. Although I'm not too sure what exactly. I don't remember actually going through that last chest.
*another big bright smile* Anything else?
"I have read the hogwarts_hocus faq, and understand it is a crazy, cracktastic sorting community and RPG. R
I have read the hogwarts_hocus rules and agree to abide by each and every one of them. R
I agree to be a good sport and not get my knickers in a bunch. R
One day, marmalade will rule the world. R"