Tanah - OC Squibbait!
A young man - he looks and acts fairly young, at least - springs happily into the Sorting Room, dressed in rather archiac clothes.
1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
Cheese? Am I getting cheese? Are you going to give me some cheese? I don't really like cheese. I like goats though. Goats are fun. And cheese comes from goats. Sort of. Because milk comes from goats and butter sort of comes from goats too and you just sort of leave milk and butter together for long enough and it makes cheese, doesn't it, sort of? So goat-cheese.
2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
I could kill them both! I bet I could! Maybe even at the same time. I got this poison and it put it on my knives and it made this troll crumble right down and it was really fun and Barney looks sort of like a really odd sort of troll so I'd try that. Then I'd trip up Carrotop and hamstring him and probably open up his throat or something. And maybe cut off his hand. Someone gave me a hand once, they're fun to play with.
3. What time is it where you are?
I think it's late afternoon. It's pretty when the sky's like this because the light's sort of organey and I like that colour.
4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
Sexually harass them? Why would I do that? That doesn't sound fun. Well, I suppose it could be fun if you were really bored or something. I could really easily annoy them until their heads explode, does that count?
5. If you are pushing to be in:
A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.
I don't know. Most of the bars I've been to have been run by crazy death-worshipping cultists. They like me. I like it when people like me. So I suppose I quite like bars. Well, their bars. Maybe I could just call it that. "Their Bars". I don't really think it matters, anyway, people who go into places like that just want to get drunk or hired.
B. Gryffindor - Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.
I don't know very much about mythology and gods and stuff. I suppose he could take them both somewhere really dangerous, like in the middle of a thunderstorm or a lion pit, or maybe throw them both off a cliff or stab them both, and then you could just say the one who survives is chosen by the gods. And it would be fun. Hee.
C. Ravenclaw - You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.
Paper? I don't know. Maybe someone thinks they're being nice by giving you lots of paper as a present. Do you like paper? I don't really. Unless it's got something interesting written on it. I suppose you could make something interesting out of it all. Like a house. Or a fire. Or a fire in someone's house.
D. Hufflepuff - Prove you are not useless.
I might be useless, I don't know. It's sort of hard for me to tell because I'm me. I'm quite good at killing things but I don't think that has to be useful, it's just something nice to do. Those death cultist people like me but that's because they said I smelled nice. Well. They said I smelled of death but I asked if that was a nice smell and they said yes. I don't know if that's useful either.
Oh, I know! In my party we had a really boring and stupid cleric who kept on trying to stop us from doing things when we really needed the money. I was quite good at knocking him out. And then we were able to it and not starve or get killed! And both of those things wouldn't have been good.
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe.
I could go and get everyone hands. They're fun. I drew little pictures onto mine with charcoal and then traced over it with a knife. And they've got all the fingers and stuff!
"I have read the hogwarts_hocus faq, and understand it is a crazy, cracktastic sorting community and RPG. __Tanah!!__
I have read the hogwarts_hocus rules and agree to abide by each and every one of them. __Tanah!!__.
I agree to be a good sport and not get my knickers in a bunch. __Tanah!__.
One day, marmalade will rule the world. __Tanah!!__"
1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
Cheese? Am I getting cheese? Are you going to give me some cheese? I don't really like cheese. I like goats though. Goats are fun. And cheese comes from goats. Sort of. Because milk comes from goats and butter sort of comes from goats too and you just sort of leave milk and butter together for long enough and it makes cheese, doesn't it, sort of? So goat-cheese.
2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
I could kill them both! I bet I could! Maybe even at the same time. I got this poison and it put it on my knives and it made this troll crumble right down and it was really fun and Barney looks sort of like a really odd sort of troll so I'd try that. Then I'd trip up Carrotop and hamstring him and probably open up his throat or something. And maybe cut off his hand. Someone gave me a hand once, they're fun to play with.
3. What time is it where you are?
I think it's late afternoon. It's pretty when the sky's like this because the light's sort of organey and I like that colour.
4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
Sexually harass them? Why would I do that? That doesn't sound fun. Well, I suppose it could be fun if you were really bored or something. I could really easily annoy them until their heads explode, does that count?
5. If you are pushing to be in:
A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.
I don't know. Most of the bars I've been to have been run by crazy death-worshipping cultists. They like me. I like it when people like me. So I suppose I quite like bars. Well, their bars. Maybe I could just call it that. "Their Bars". I don't really think it matters, anyway, people who go into places like that just want to get drunk or hired.
B. Gryffindor - Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.
I don't know very much about mythology and gods and stuff. I suppose he could take them both somewhere really dangerous, like in the middle of a thunderstorm or a lion pit, or maybe throw them both off a cliff or stab them both, and then you could just say the one who survives is chosen by the gods. And it would be fun. Hee.
C. Ravenclaw - You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.
Paper? I don't know. Maybe someone thinks they're being nice by giving you lots of paper as a present. Do you like paper? I don't really. Unless it's got something interesting written on it. I suppose you could make something interesting out of it all. Like a house. Or a fire. Or a fire in someone's house.
D. Hufflepuff - Prove you are not useless.
I might be useless, I don't know. It's sort of hard for me to tell because I'm me. I'm quite good at killing things but I don't think that has to be useful, it's just something nice to do. Those death cultist people like me but that's because they said I smelled nice. Well. They said I smelled of death but I asked if that was a nice smell and they said yes. I don't know if that's useful either.
Oh, I know! In my party we had a really boring and stupid cleric who kept on trying to stop us from doing things when we really needed the money. I was quite good at knocking him out. And then we were able to it and not starve or get killed! And both of those things wouldn't have been good.
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe.
I could go and get everyone hands. They're fun. I drew little pictures onto mine with charcoal and then traced over it with a knife. And they've got all the fingers and stuff!
"I have read the hogwarts_hocus faq, and understand it is a crazy, cracktastic sorting community and RPG. __Tanah!!__
I have read the hogwarts_hocus rules and agree to abide by each and every one of them. __Tanah!!__.
I agree to be a good sport and not get my knickers in a bunch. __Tanah!__.
One day, marmalade will rule the world. __Tanah!!__"