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lynn_the_enigma July 31 2006, 02:22:03 UTC
*Sgt. Polly walks up to Lord Tamaki dressed in her full female uniform.*

Lord Tamaki, *salutes* as requested I have come to your Hogwarts Host party.

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lord_tamaki July 31 2006, 03:52:45 UTC
*Tamaki bows formally* Ah, welcome, Sgt. Polly. I hope that here at the Host Club, you can find some ways to relax and recuperate from your otherwise-strenuous work. Take a turn about, and see which of the talented hosts available catch your eye. Though I, of course, am always glad to entertain a pretty and - no doubt - talented lady.

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lynn_the_enigma July 31 2006, 03:59:20 UTC
*blinks then remembers The SoLid DoVes and hopes like hell this isn't the same thing*

I like how you decorated the place. It's very calming.

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lord_tamaki July 31 2006, 16:30:16 UTC
That is the intent. One of the many purposes of traditional Japanese outdoor gardens is to create a place of quiet and serenity, for contemplation and reflection. Or sneaking girls away to spend some time alone with them. It also makes it an excellent place for Hosts to entertain girls with high-minded talk and various traditional pursuits.

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shadowy_host July 31 2006, 02:37:14 UTC
Kyouya entered the guarden, wearing a Heinan-era courtier's outfit, his notebook carefully hidden beneath the folds of his robes. He waited, interested in seeing what would become of this first even at the new school.

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lord_tamaki July 31 2006, 16:31:55 UTC
Ah, Kyouya! Good to see you. I notice that we have a distinct lack of female attendees. Perhaps you could gather some?

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shadowy_host July 31 2006, 17:44:35 UTC
Tamaki-dono, I thought since you were our most popular host that you should have had no issue rounding up women to join our soiree.

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lord_tamaki July 31 2006, 23:43:40 UTC
"I think I'm more suited to actually entertaining the guests we already have," Tamaki supplies. "I'm still quite lost when it comes to properly navigating this place. Though if you can point me at a suitable concentration of girls, I believe I can do the rest!"

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wooster_code July 31 2006, 03:51:19 UTC
Shuffling forward awkwardly in the brightly coloured and patterned kimono and stiff wooden shoes, Bertie smiled weakly. He had the help of several house elves to get dressed, but without Jeeves strongly disapproving of the entire endeavor available to help, it had been a trying chore indeed.

"Oh, I say. I feel a bit of an ass in this ensemble, don't you know?"

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pdbw July 31 2006, 04:20:49 UTC
After some research, Wimsey settled on a traditional hakama ensemble: black haori over kimono and trousers. He's not very comfortable in the clogs at all, but when in Rome and all that...

Arriving at the party, he scanned the gathering for a familiar face, and seeing one, waved. "Profesor Wooster! Good to see you, old chap."

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wooster_code July 31 2006, 04:32:21 UTC
"What-ho, what-ho!" said Bertie, suddenly cheered. "You're looking well, Wimsey. How'd you manage to not look absolutely sil? Oh, and call me Bertie, would you? The Professor Wooster wheeze gets old."

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pdbw July 31 2006, 04:36:28 UTC
"Well, if you do insist; I daresay there's no need to stand on ceremony, is there?" Wimsey replied genially. "You're looking very ... colourful. Quite striking."

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jump4justice July 31 2006, 20:04:24 UTC
Amelia marched through the school grounds, a look of purpose on her face. "The servants of evil never sleep! The eyes of Justice must be vigilant! For I, Amelia, am sworn to protect this school from its enemies, be they dark lord or dragon!"

Actually, she wasn't sworn to protect anything in particular--she'd just been feeling bored.

She stumbled upon the Japanese garden, which certainly hadn't been there the last time she'd gone on patrol.

"Wha...wha...WHAT IN THE WORLD IS THIS!?" she squeaked, flailing her pointer finger about spastically. "Could it be I've become trapped in another dimension!? How terrible," she gasped.

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lord_tamaki July 31 2006, 23:55:52 UTC
"Not another dimension, I assure you!" Tamaki replies, bowing courteously to the new arrival. "Merely the Host Club! Do join us and relax... We have a number of handsome hosts ready to entertain you, covering practically every 'type'. So, what do you prefer? The "Cool" type, like Kyouya? The Gentleman or Nobility type, like Bertie or Lord Wimsey? Or the "Prince on a White Horse" type, like myself?" With this, Tamaki treats Amelia to a dazzling smile.

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jump4justice August 2 2006, 00:37:59 UTC
Amelia rubbed the back of her head and gave a sheepish laugh, embarassed at her outbreak. So this was some kind of elegant party. She gave Tamaki a once-over, and came to the conclusion that the charming host probably wasn't some sort of evildoer. "Still, he does seem like sort of a strange guy..." she thought.

"Ahaha....I don't think I really have a type!" she admitted honestly, albeit a bit bluntly. Her eyes wandered from the dazzling display of bishounen in front of her to the even more dazzling (in her mind, anyway) picnic spread.

"Oh my gosh--!" she squealed, drooling visibly, "Is that...is that ootoro?" She clasped both of Tamaki's hands in a crushing grip, eyes shimmering. "Please...please tell me I can have some, sir!"

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lord_tamaki August 2 2006, 17:38:10 UTC
Tamaki smiles at the strange girl and bows, extending his arm out towards the food. "Of course you may. They're here for our honoured guests, after all. Though do you really not have a 'type' of guy you find attractive?"

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kot_autolycus August 1 2006, 02:51:42 UTC
Autolycus arrived fashionably late to the shindig. He'd taken a great deal of time deciding on a costume and finally settled on something called "American West":


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