Application for Peter Pettigrew, Harry Potter Fandom

Jul 25, 2006 15:04

Application for Peter Pettigrew, Harry Potter Fandom



1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?

Those awful Weasleys did keep me fed over the years. I developed a taste for chedder.

2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?

I will kill which ever one my Master tells me to kill.

3. What time is it where you are?

Time to tell your secrets to my Master.

4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.

Those ineffectual and worthless prats don't deserve to come back from the dead or be sexually harassaed.

5. If you are pushing to be in:

A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.

The Rat Hole. It would be a very exclusive bar. Death Eaters only, of course.

B. Gryffindor - Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.

If my Master allows me to play with the Potter boy before he is killed, all three of them can suffer together.

C. Ravenclaw - You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.

Who cares about that nasty load of swots? They never do anything worthwhile, anyway, and my Master is smarter than all of them put together.

D. Hufflepuff - Prove you are not useless.

*snorts* I'm more useful than anyone who's in that House now. I have served my Master faithfully over the years, gave him important information, and cared for him in his time of need when others had desserted him. He has even made use of my right hand as part of the spell that brought him back to his full form and power.

6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe. Do not threaten us rather than offering a bribe. A threat indicates you either don't really want to be here, or don't have enough sense to answer the question properly. The hat will automatically squib you, regardless of other votes, if you do.

I have been acting as a servant these past few years. Everything I have or can do belongs to my Master. Until he reins supreme, I have nothing to offer by way of a bribe. And on that glorious day, it will no longer matter! I especially have no weapons or candy.

((OOC: This application is Squibbait. Please feel free to hurl anything you want at him. He probably will respond to some comments, depending on whether or not the muns involved want him to do so.

There is likely to be a great deal of drama in the comments to this app, as well as strong language and possibly some violence. The Mods specifically request that all drama be kept within the confines of this application post. Please do not discuss it in other RPs or send anyone an owl about it. All of the HP character muns are aware of this app and have consented to its being posted. And as a bonus, the first person to guess all the deliberate squib-attracters gets a gold star!))

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