Hi, everybody! I love you!
1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
My favorite cheese is Goat Cheese! Because many people say it reminds them of me.
2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
Gee, I don't know about killing people. I think I would choose Carrot Top, though, because he's Not as Important as I am.
3. What time is it where you are?
Time to Clean Up, of course!
Clean up, clean up
Everybody everywhere
Clean up, clean up
Everybody do your share.
Everybody join in!
4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
Well, I do like to touch kids in their special areas. So I think that I would choose... Tonks! Because she's the youngest!
5. If you are pushing to be in: D. Hufflepuff - Prove you are not useless.
I bring joy to children all around the world! Can you name all the countries where Barney and Friends are televised?
And by driving their older brothers and sisters crazy, I keep them from having children of their own! I promote the Child Free Agenda!
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe.
Why, certainly! Any member who Sorts me will be given a 1% stake in my multi-million-dollar corporation! Isn't that exciting and lucrative, kids?