This is kinda crazy, but sure.
1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
Macaroni and. It's what we usually have for dinner, when we're not chasing bond-hoppers and people going against parole.
2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
Barney. Talk about inefficient ways to handle children's Positive Influence. Kids, you will never go to that happy nursery school, it's not there, I'm sorry.
3. What time is it where you are?
3:21pm, in Neptune, California.
4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
I wouldn't do that to anyone. It's illegal, and disgusting, but if I were Albus Dumbledore, probably Moody, and it'd have something to do with that eyehole, and that's all I'm saying.
5. If you are pushing to be in:
A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.
B. Gryffindor - Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.
C. Ravenclaw - You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.
D. Hufflepuff - Prove you are not useless.
... Actually, I'd say I'm pushing for nowhere.
Sorry, kids.
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe.
I have pictures of all of you doing all sorts of things.
I'll give them back and raise you your worst enemy's secrets.
Macaroni and. It's what we usually have for dinner, when we're not chasing bond-hoppers and people going against parole.
2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
Barney. Talk about inefficient ways to handle children's Positive Influence. Kids, you will never go to that happy nursery school, it's not there, I'm sorry.
3. What time is it where you are?
3:21pm, in Neptune, California.
4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
I wouldn't do that to anyone. It's illegal, and disgusting, but if I were Albus Dumbledore, probably Moody, and it'd have something to do with that eyehole, and that's all I'm saying.
5. If you are pushing to be in:
A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.
B. Gryffindor - Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.
C. Ravenclaw - You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.
D. Hufflepuff - Prove you are not useless.
... Actually, I'd say I'm pushing for nowhere.
Sorry, kids.
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe.
I have pictures of all of you doing all sorts of things.
I'll give them back and raise you your worst enemy's secrets.