Disgruntled Raven To Hot-Handed-Stephen Maturin, hexed surprisingly well, considering
[note has very messy lipstick kisses, typos are intentional and it is very messy in two styles of handwriting]
My dearest, dalringest, lovliest Stephen Maturin with hands
Hi baby! Missssss you muches!
I think you're hawt hot. With hot hands. Hot prfesssor hands. Mix my potion with your hot prfessor hands.
No, can't write that!
P.S. Let's shag! I don't say shug!
P.P.S. With hands.
P.P.S.S. I have it on good authority we can. Shag. With hands.
P.P.P.S.S.S. I like the blue bottle! I like your manners. I like you.
P.P.P.P.S.S.S.S. I've decided that we should shag more often and in public places. The blue bottle is the best. You're pretty.
P.P.P.P.P.S.S.S.S.S. Are you busy? I'm going to the library. They have books in the library. No blue bottles, though. Want to shag with hands in the library? You're pretty pretty when you're pretty.
Okay, no more, we're dune!
[liberal heart drawings]
((ooc: credit goes to Grant-mun, as well as Lily-mun for this insanity. Italics indicate Sarah's handwriting,))