Uh....Hello....
Uh, hello everybody. I'm sorry I haven't been 'round or anything but you see I took an awful lot of mushrooms and wandered off into the mystical gardens. I was like, tripping really hard for days and I got like, really incredibly lost. I kept trying to find my way back here but I, like, couldn't, right, and I ended up having to survive by eating dirt, rocks, sticks, and unicorn poo.
At one point I holed up in a cave 'cause it was like, raining, right, but I soon found out that the fire ants had the same idea and when I woke up I was covered in them. And those little bastards bit me all over. Like, all over. So then I had to jump into a mystical stream that apparently is occupied by lots of really hungry mystical piranha and they tore off all my clothes and bit me on the bum. That's why I'm wearing nothing but this loincloth fashoned from poison oak.
That's another story...
Anyway, the whole adventure was a bit of a drag. And it appears that like, nobody even came looking for me. Thanks a whole lot.
Does anyone have any herbal tea?
At one point I holed up in a cave 'cause it was like, raining, right, but I soon found out that the fire ants had the same idea and when I woke up I was covered in them. And those little bastards bit me all over. Like, all over. So then I had to jump into a mystical stream that apparently is occupied by lots of really hungry mystical piranha and they tore off all my clothes and bit me on the bum. That's why I'm wearing nothing but this loincloth fashoned from poison oak.
That's another story...
Anyway, the whole adventure was a bit of a drag. And it appears that like, nobody even came looking for me. Thanks a whole lot.
Does anyone have any herbal tea?