*Gogo sighs over the letter, tapping the quill thoughtfully against her chin. Playing Primavera's game was very fun, but it made situations like this more difficult; she wasn't used to having to stop herself from being outright threatening. Eventually she writes:*
Dear Sirius Black-san,
I can't kill anyone at all here, as you know, so the first part of each question is silly. None of them have been squibbed - as far as I'm aware that's the only way anybody can be killed here. And any damage done is almost instantly repairable, so why would that matter?
But since you are so interested: no, I don't currently have any such intentions.
Dear Miss Yubari, Dear Miss Gogo, Dear Miss Yubari, Dear Miss Gogo,
It all matters because I do not want any of my mates attacked with your spiky weapon, your malodorous tropical Asian fruits, or any of the other unpleasantries you may use against those with whom you do not agree, do not like, or whatnot. I just need to know that there are no extant threats against them, particularly since you threatened my mate James during his Sorting. Indeed, he has not been Squibbed.
Please understand that I do not take lightly to threats against my mates, particularly James. He's already died once, you know.
I appreciate your mainly affirmative response. If you should ever find that you are beginning to feel differently, I request that you take the matter up with me so that I can kill you before you even have a chance to touch him.
I remember meeting you at a Sorting or two, yes. You seemed nice at yours, but utterly mental at James Potter's. You're really concerned about your friends, aren't you? Well, I'm loyal to my friends, too. And Gogo Yubari is my best friend and roommate. If you have a problem with her, you have a problem with me. And neither Ron nor I have a problem with her, and neither Ron nor I have a problem with one another. I'm afraid I don't see why you're owling me at all.
There's something of a generation gap here, isn't there? You and your friends, Ron and his friends. I'm not interested in crossing it and I don't see why you think I am. If I wanted to hurt someone I would've done it already.
Please have the kindness to leave me the fuck alone.
Thank you for your assessment of my mental health during my and my mate's Sorting. I am indeed greatly concerned about my friends. I haven't got a problem with your friend if she hasn't got a problem with mine. I am owling you to make sure that you do not intend to commit any harm against my mate. And since you've brought up the generation gap, I imagine it's my duty to point out that technically, my mate James is in your generation. That said, I appreciate your rather negatively stated assurance that you do not intend to hurt James.
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Dear Sirius Black-san,
I can't kill anyone at all here, as you know, so the first part of each question is silly. None of them have been squibbed - as far as I'm aware that's the only way anybody can be killed here. And any damage done is almost instantly repairable, so why would that matter?
But since you are so interested: no, I don't currently have any such intentions.
Gogo Yubari
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Dear Miss Gogo,
Dear Miss Yubari,
Dear Miss Gogo,
It all matters because I do not want any of my mates attacked with your spiky weapon, your malodorous tropical Asian fruits, or any of the other unpleasantries you may use against those with whom you do not agree, do not like, or whatnot. I just need to know that there are no extant threats against them, particularly since you threatened my mate James during his Sorting. Indeed, he has not been Squibbed.
Please understand that I do not take lightly to threats against my mates, particularly James. He's already died once, you know.
I appreciate your mainly affirmative response. If you should ever find that you are beginning to feel differently, I request that you take the matter up with me so that I can kill you before you even have a chance to touch him.
Sirius Black
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I remember meeting you at a Sorting or two, yes. You seemed nice at yours, but utterly mental at James Potter's. You're really concerned about your friends, aren't you? Well, I'm loyal to my friends, too. And Gogo Yubari is my best friend and roommate. If you have a problem with her, you have a problem with me. And neither Ron nor I have a problem with her, and neither Ron nor I have a problem with one another. I'm afraid I don't see why you're owling me at all.
There's something of a generation gap here, isn't there? You and your friends, Ron and his friends. I'm not interested in crossing it and I don't see why you think I am. If I wanted to hurt someone I would've done it already.
Please have the kindness to leave me the fuck alone.
xoxo
Primavera
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Thank you for your assessment of my mental health during my and my mate's Sorting. I am indeed greatly concerned about my friends. I haven't got a problem with your friend if she hasn't got a problem with mine. I am owling you to make sure that you do not intend to commit any harm against my mate. And since you've brought up the generation gap, I imagine it's my duty to point out that technically, my mate James is in your generation. That said, I appreciate your rather negatively stated assurance that you do not intend to hurt James.
I am glad to leave you the fuck alone.
Sirius Black
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