Richard! MY that hairstyle is charming. You look taller!
I'm not Bizarro. Er. Wait. Me am Bizarro. Yes. Exactly! There, I said it the way.. he would say.. that he ... was not.. himself? I am so confused. I do not have cookies! But I DO have her meatloaf recipe!
I think the hair suits you! Which universe are you from? I've been through so many lately, I'm really not phased at all. At least in this one, you're not a woman.
That was awkward.
I have the meatloaf recipe. And Bruce forgot the key ingredient: Love!
"I'm very sane, Br-- but, I don't recognize that costume one bit!" Clark put his fists on his hips and gave Terry a hard look. "And it's lead-lined!" That was troublesome, because it meant he couldn't reference Bruce's bone structure. A less intense glance, though, made Clark frown. "You're not Bruce. But you're Batman. Explain."
Clark could tell by the way Terry was holding his shoulders that it wasn't Bruce, even if the voice was dead on. That made him wary!
Clark gave Terry a quizzical-but-surprised look, and ended up breaking into a grin. "Bruce has a son!" Clark determined with a bright laugh and offered the boy his hand. "Which future are you from? Does he relax? I certainly hope he relaxes."
Well, I suppose an applicant such as yourself might deserve some attention from myself. I think it is quite obvious which house you belong in without reading your application, although the thought of you killing does unsettle me a bit, even if it is just a purple dinosaur..
Thank you for the vote, sir. As for killing, it's a rare but occasionally necessary consideration. I think I qualified it well, what with the ending of worlds and flying into the sun and all. At least, I hope I did.
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And I like Spiderman better, anyway.
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There is no way you belong anywhere but Gryffindor.
Please tell me you brought some of your mom's cookies! And that you're not a crazy version of you from an alternate universe!
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I'm not Bizarro. Er. Wait. Me am Bizarro. Yes. Exactly! There, I said it the way.. he would say.. that he ... was not.. himself? I am so confused. I do not have cookies! But I DO have her meatloaf recipe!
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You have the meatloaf recipe? Bruce once tried to figure out what it was by analyzing the contents, you know.
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That was awkward.
I have the meatloaf recipe. And Bruce forgot the key ingredient: Love!
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Clark could tell by the way Terry was holding his shoulders that it wasn't Bruce, even if the voice was dead on. That made him wary!
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Gryffindor.
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