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big_boy_blue in hogwarts_hocus

Application, Superman. (Take that, Elseworld bitches!)

Jun 08, 2006 14:26

Superman, Superman/Batman.

( He's a boyscout. With a cape. And tights. )

Comments 289

evil_infant June 8 2006, 18:31:25 UTC

God, you're annoying. Not even in a fun way where I can mock you. I'm barely able to keep my eyes open. SO boring.

And I like Spiderman better, anyway.

( ... )

big_boy_blue June 8 2006, 18:32:15 UTC

Was I just... flipped off by a baby?

evil_infant June 8 2006, 18:34:01 UTC

Yes, you were! Did you like it, hm? I can do it again, would you like me to do it again?

( ... )

big_boy_blue June 8 2006, 18:37:26 UTC

I'm sorry!

Thread 5

batsmarts June 8 2006, 18:39:02 UTC

Mister Kent! You have no idea how glad I am to see you.

big_boy_blue June 8 2006, 18:39:37 UTC

Why, Timothy, it is my pleasure!

nightbirdboy June 8 2006, 18:44:19 UTC

Clark!

There is no way you belong anywhere but Gryffindor.

Please tell me you brought some of your mom's cookies! And that you're not a crazy version of you from an alternate universe!

big_boy_blue June 8 2006, 18:46:49 UTC

Richard! MY that hairstyle is charming. You look taller!

I'm not Bizarro. Er. Wait. Me am Bizarro. Yes. Exactly! There, I said it the way.. he would say.. that he ... was not.. himself? I am so confused. I do not have cookies! But I DO have her meatloaf recipe!

nightbirdboy June 8 2006, 18:54:12 UTC

. . . Okay, so if you're not used to my hair, you're obviously not my Clark. But, fuck it darn it, I refuse to care anymore.

You have the meatloaf recipe? Bruce once tried to figure out what it was by analyzing the contents, you know.

big_boy_blue June 8 2006, 18:58:39 UTC

I think the hair suits you! Which universe are you from? I've been through so many lately, I'm really not phased at all. At least in this one, you're not a woman.

That was awkward.

I have the meatloaf recipe. And Bruce forgot the key ingredient: Love!

Thread 8

tomorrow_knight June 8 2006, 18:50:14 UTC

"Please be sane, Kal."

big_boy_blue June 8 2006, 18:57:26 UTC

"I'm very sane, Br-- but, I don't recognize that costume one bit!" Clark put his fists on his hips and gave Terry a hard look. "And it's lead-lined!" That was troublesome, because it meant he couldn't reference Bruce's bone structure. A less intense glance, though, made Clark frown. "You're not Bruce. But you're Batman. Explain."

Clark could tell by the way Terry was holding his shoulders that it wasn't Bruce, even if the voice was dead on. That made him wary!

tomorrow_knight June 8 2006, 18:59:20 UTC

Terry tugged off the cowl and mask, with a slight hint of a twisting smile. "Any better?"

big_boy_blue June 8 2006, 19:04:43 UTC

Clark gave Terry a quizzical-but-surprised look, and ended up breaking into a grin. "Bruce has a son!" Clark determined with a bright laugh and offered the boy his hand. "Which future are you from? Does he relax? I certainly hope he relaxes."

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just_v June 8 2006, 18:50:17 UTC

Well, I suppose an applicant such as yourself might deserve some attention from myself. I think it is quite obvious which house you belong in without reading your application, although the thought of you killing does unsettle me a bit, even if it is just a purple dinosaur..

Gryffindor.

big_boy_blue June 8 2006, 19:02:21 UTC

Thank you for the vote, sir. As for killing, it's a rare but occasionally necessary consideration. I think I qualified it well, what with the ending of worlds and flying into the sun and all. At least, I hope I did.