Application, Superman. (Take that, Elseworld bitches!)
Superman, Superman/Batman.
1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
I like American cheese, actually. Especially on top of apple pie. I know, I know that it sounds gross, but it tastes really good! It's also good if you take apple pie with cheese on top and put it in a bowl of milk. Fresh milk, right from the cow! It might look disgusting, and it might be high in cholesterol, but it's delicious. Though, cheddar cheese is better if we're talking cheese-by-itself. The sharp, white cheddar is quite delicious.
2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
Well, I don't think either of them are really that much of a threat to society. If Barney were irradiated with Kryptonite, or if he were Barney from an Alternate Earth where dinosaurs crush and conquer all humans, maybe I'd just have to fly him into the sun. But only if he was being really terrifying. As for Carrot-Top... I'll leave that one to Power Girl.
3. What time is it where you are?
Time for lunch, actually.
4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
I don't think my wife would appreciate that! And, Bruce would probably scold me.
5. If you are pushing to be in:
A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.
The Fortress of Solitude, of course. Though the Batcave is darker and better-suited for brooding.
B. Gryffindor - Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.
There's an old Kryptonian legend, actually, about a hero torn between two lovers. He could not decide between them in his personal life, and when in battle, they were each taken hostage, and his enemies said that he had to decide which would live and which would die. He said that he would not choose, thinking that they would attack him instead. His enemies had anticipated it, though, and took them both from him. Now, I can't say too much about Harry's situation personally, but I think that it's important to know, when it comes down to the wire, where your priorities are, and to understand that you might not always have the luxury of choice. It's better for everyone involved, I'd think, if he sorted out for himself who he'd risk his life (and possibly the lives of others) for.
Then there's the issue of alter egos, and having an appropriate partner for each, but that is a long and messy debate best left to people with more and better experience when it comes to matters of the heart. Love is a silly, fickle thing.
C. Ravenclaw - You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.
You work for Bruce Wayne. That man loves busywork and forms.
D. Hufflepuff - Prove you are not useless.
I'm a great farm-hand, in fact! When you grow up on a farm smack dab in the middle of Kansas, you can't be useless. There's just no time for it! Farm work, construction work, demolition work, saving the world work, journalism work, investigative work, helping Bruce acquire some semblance of a sense of humor work, I'm good for all of it. And I'm more than happy to help.
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe.
Bribery is a bit too Lex Luthor under-the-table for my tastes. I'm a handy kind of guy. Do you need your kitten down from the top of a tree? I'm happy to save Fluffy. If you need a favor, ask. I'm not one to keep tally, and I'm sure that I'll owe plenty a favor to the attendees of what looks to be a fine institution. In fact, is the school in need of a groundskeeper? That kind of work is so relaxing! To be out in the sun all day, too, what a great feeling! Either way, if you need a hand with something, I'm happy to give you one. Or even two.
1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
I like American cheese, actually. Especially on top of apple pie. I know, I know that it sounds gross, but it tastes really good! It's also good if you take apple pie with cheese on top and put it in a bowl of milk. Fresh milk, right from the cow! It might look disgusting, and it might be high in cholesterol, but it's delicious. Though, cheddar cheese is better if we're talking cheese-by-itself. The sharp, white cheddar is quite delicious.
2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
Well, I don't think either of them are really that much of a threat to society. If Barney were irradiated with Kryptonite, or if he were Barney from an Alternate Earth where dinosaurs crush and conquer all humans, maybe I'd just have to fly him into the sun. But only if he was being really terrifying. As for Carrot-Top... I'll leave that one to Power Girl.
3. What time is it where you are?
Time for lunch, actually.
4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
I don't think my wife would appreciate that! And, Bruce would probably scold me.
5. If you are pushing to be in:
A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bartend, in the dark.
The Fortress of Solitude, of course. Though the Batcave is darker and better-suited for brooding.
B. Gryffindor - Debate whether Harry should ultimately end up married to Fred or George. Use examples from a variety of world mythologies to bolster your argument.
There's an old Kryptonian legend, actually, about a hero torn between two lovers. He could not decide between them in his personal life, and when in battle, they were each taken hostage, and his enemies said that he had to decide which would live and which would die. He said that he would not choose, thinking that they would attack him instead. His enemies had anticipated it, though, and took them both from him. Now, I can't say too much about Harry's situation personally, but I think that it's important to know, when it comes down to the wire, where your priorities are, and to understand that you might not always have the luxury of choice. It's better for everyone involved, I'd think, if he sorted out for himself who he'd risk his life (and possibly the lives of others) for.
Then there's the issue of alter egos, and having an appropriate partner for each, but that is a long and messy debate best left to people with more and better experience when it comes to matters of the heart. Love is a silly, fickle thing.
C. Ravenclaw - You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.
You work for Bruce Wayne. That man loves busywork and forms.
D. Hufflepuff - Prove you are not useless.
I'm a great farm-hand, in fact! When you grow up on a farm smack dab in the middle of Kansas, you can't be useless. There's just no time for it! Farm work, construction work, demolition work, saving the world work, journalism work, investigative work, helping Bruce acquire some semblance of a sense of humor work, I'm good for all of it. And I'm more than happy to help.
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe.
Bribery is a bit too Lex Luthor under-the-table for my tastes. I'm a handy kind of guy. Do you need your kitten down from the top of a tree? I'm happy to save Fluffy. If you need a favor, ask. I'm not one to keep tally, and I'm sure that I'll owe plenty a favor to the attendees of what looks to be a fine institution. In fact, is the school in need of a groundskeeper? That kind of work is so relaxing! To be out in the sun all day, too, what a great feeling! Either way, if you need a hand with something, I'm happy to give you one. Or even two.