Agent Cooper knows from his investigation into Sortings that you can't go wrong by flattering the Sorting Hat. He's also gleaned an inkling of what the Hat likes. Therefore he eschews his normal brisk memo format, and pulls out all the stops.
Most esteemed Sorting Hat
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We had in mind a sort of interview with new entrants to the school, and since you always interview the applicants in the course of a Sorting, we wondered whether you might be able to throw in a few of our questions when you talk to them. Here is the data we need:
We would be immensely grateful for your help in gathering this data. Of course, you'll be the first to know of any results our investigation may yield.
Respectfully,
Special Agent Dale Cooper
Ravenclaw
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What very interesting questions you have. Not as interesting as my own, of course, but interesting nonetheless. I have no objection to asking new applicants these questions, however, it seems we would obtain more results if we were to ask the previously sorted population, which currently numbers in excess of 430. with your permission, I would like to send the questionnaire out to the school in general. Of course I will know the results! I'll be gathering the information, won't I? *hrmph* I might even find my own uses for it.
Sincerely,
The Sorting Hat
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