Kratos ; Tales Of Symphonia
1. What is your favorite cheese? Why is it your favorite?
Hm, my favorite cheese. I don't believe I can say I have been asked that before, and I've been asked quite a few questions in my time. This is rather difficult, I eat cheese only on rare occasions, because it is often accompanied by a tomato( I have a great dislike to tomatoes). Well I suppose if I must say, it would have to be Colby jack.
It seems to be rather nice blend of sharp cheddar and mozzarella, and I assume that is why I take a liking to it.
2. Who would you kill first, Barney or Carrottop?
I have seen the deaths of far too many people and creatures in the past, most of which I was personally forced to kill, therefore, I would not kill these creatures. If I did, I may disappoint my son as a result. In the past, there was a conflict of which my wife, Anna, that resulted in her death. My connections to the life I had left behind, to Cruxis, had returned to haunt me and my son.
After all my years, my son had showed me that no life should be wasted. To think, that I had to have my son teach me such an obvious lesson.
3. What time is it where you are?
If by time you mean Earth hours, then it is about 12:35 a.m. But as it is, I am on Derris-Kharlan, which has no time; it is a comet, so it has no sun. It merely revolves around outer space.
4. If you were Albus Dumbledore returned from the dead, which member of the Order of the Phoenix would you sexually harass? How would you harass them? If you are Albus Dumbledore, please answer as if you were Sirius Black.
sexually harass? As if I could set a worse example for my son but I have set worse examples...murder is not something to be proud of, and most definitely nothing my son should ever do. What would Anna have thought? And Yuan, he would be ashamed. I have been raised well enough to never do such a thing.
Please do not be offended by my response, but I must make my responses clear.
5. If you are pushing to be in:
A. Slytherin - please state the clever, witty name of the bar in which you bar tend, in the dark.
The Clever Witty Bar That Resides In The Dark
I'm not quite sure I would be a bartender.
C. Ravenclaw - You guys are supposed to be smart. Explain why my desk is inundated with paperwork at all times, even though I’m constantly disposing of it.
Perhaps a student has bewitched the papers to come back whenever you are not looking, or maybe bewitched the desk to continuously spew out papers.
D. Hufflepuff - Prove you are not useless.
I have saved multiple worlds from brutal destruction on many accounts, including to have been a hero in the Great War, along with Yuan, his fiance Martel, and her brother Mithos. I have a son, and I have saved the chosen's group countless times. I believe those alone speak for themselves.
6. Offer a bribe to the members of this community so that they will not squib you. Items used in bribery do not necessarily have to belong to the person offering the bribe.
I can offer many things, all of which could be useful. I have a fine assortment of sweets including every kind of gel. There are many different kinds of food I can make, and I can bring fruits from Tethe'alla (I find their produce is the best).I can offer potions of all sorts. From Mizuho - a city often hidden - and Flanoir.
If you're not pleased easily by foods then please let me offer you the finest weapons and defences out of all the worlds. I have varieties of different swords, chakrams, kandamas, staffs,and even magically enchanted cards. I'm a fair teacher, so I can teach you how to use magic from my world.
If you're still not interested, perhaps this will catch your attention: jewelry. There are many things such as bracelets and tiaras. There are rings too, and they can all help you stay strong and healthy.
I'm sure you can imagine how many things I could offer.I suppose being alive for over 4,000 years has its advantages